- 顯然妳以前就做過 -才沒有 - You've done this before. Obviously. - No.
噢 老天 很顯然的 Oh, God. Obviously.
-我得回去工作了 -不要嘛 - I have to go back to work. - No.
-妳用不著回去工作 -要 我要 - You don't have to go to work. - Yes, I do.
-時間到了 -不...不要 - It's time. - No, no.
等一下! 再... Wait a minute. Just...
再給我10分鐘 Just give me 10 minutes more.
再15、20分鐘? 好啦 Fifteen, 20 minutes more? Come on.
-我想給妳看樣東西 - 什麼? - I want to show you something. - What?
這是什麼? 這個要怎麼用? What's this? How does this work?
我可以先轉一下嗎? Am I supposed to twist it or something?
是妳嗎? Was that you?
我們正在通過亂流 We're experiencing turbulence.
請繫好安全帶 Please fasten your seat belts.
妳能給我杯咖啡嗎? Can you get me a cup of coffee?
-沒問題 -請預備降落 - No problem. - Prepare for landing.
我得去工作了 我們將在30分鐘內降落 I have to get to work. We'll land in 30 minutes.
我是常客 所以可以享受優待 I'm a frequent flyer, I got a bonus.
早安 Good morning.
我們正接近芝加哥奧海爾國際機場 We are approaching Chicago's O'Hare International Airport.
請將香菸熄滅 並將座位回復到直立位置 Please extinguish all cigarettes. Return seats to the upright position.
當地時間為早上8點10分 The local time is 8:10 am.
謹代表全體組員感謝各位搭乘全美航空 On behalf of our crew, thank you for flying Trans Allied...
本公司為印第安納溜馬隊指定航空公司 ...the official airline of the Indiana Pacers.
-聯署不要在瑞格里球場加燈光 -我已經簽過了...簽過了 - Sign for no lights at Wrigley Field. - I've signed.
支持不在瑞格里球場加燈 No lights at Wrigley Field.
來自達文波特? 四城之一嗎? From Davenport? One of the quad cities?
我聽說那裡雙子城好兩倍 祝好運 Twice as good as the Twin Cities. Good luck.
馬帝和馬帝 維修人員 Matty and Matty, maintenance men.
這種機率有多高? 一棟樓裡有兩位馬帝 What are the odds of that? Two Mattys in one building.
寶莉 還在促銷葡萄 Polly, still pushing grapes.
她在填申請表嗎? Is she filling out an application?
不要! 通過那扇門就是地獄 Don't! It's hell through these doors!
凱西 告訴那位小姐廣告界的真面目 Hi, Kathy. Tell that lady the truth about advertising.
這間公司就是地獄 BG and L hell!
這裡都是辛苦工作的人 Here's the guys who are working very hard.
直進裡面 我今天只能給這些 Right inside. It's all I can spare today.
- 謝了 小子 -叫我巴茲納先生 - Thanks, dude. - Mr. Basner.
童工法的兩個典範 看看他們的才能 Two examples for labor laws. Check out the talent.
我回來了! 還記得我嗎? I'm back! Remember me?
他們在裡面 謝了!唐納文 They're in there. Thanks, Donovan.
這是從巴拉馬帶回來的禮物 為什麼? Here's a gift from the Bahamas. Why?
因為妳讓我狂笑...妳逗我笑 Because you crack me up. You make me laugh.
今天規定戴紅領帶嗎? 沒人通知我 Is this red tie day? Nobody told me.
- 血腥星期五 -聽說克萊門的事嗎? - Bloody Friday. - Hear what happened to Clemens?
- 他被開除了 - 我們開除了克萊門? - He got terminated. - We fired Clemens?
聽到這個消息我很難過 I'm sorry to hear that.
他本來就是個渾球... He was an asshole. Come on.
-大衛? 你好嗎? - 很好 - Dave? How are you? - All right.
恭喜你升遷 Congratulations on the promotion.
你太客氣了 今天是你生日嗎? That's big of you. Is today your birthday?
- 歡迎回來 巴納茲 - 你想看我被太陽曬過的痕跡嗎? - Welcome back, Basner. - You want to see my tan line?
克萊門走了 聽說他在辦公室裡有藏毒 Clemens is gone. Rumor has it he stored drugs in his cubicle.
- 把他椅子割開 - 把機場警犬找來 - Slice his chair. - Get airport dogs.
桃樂絲 妳想我嗎? 當然想 Doris, did you miss me? Of course.
謝謝妳的短促性行為 妳把我累慘了 Thanks for the quickie. You wear me out.
把它熄了! 我看見煙了 Put it out. I see the smoke.
我們的菁英在哪裡? 我們的創意團隊 Where are our best and brightest? Our creative aspect.
- 老闆回來了 - 你什麼都還沒看 - The boss is back. - You don't check anything.
歡迎回來 巴納茲先生 Welcome back, Mr. Basner.
你有10個緊急留言 但你現在應該在會議室 You have 10 urgent messages, but you're due in the conference room.
把這個修好! 它差點害死我 Get this fixed. It almost killed me.
- 什麼人擁有團隊? - 我們擁有團隊! - Who's got a team? - We got a team!
戴爾、瑞克、布萊恩、卡麥隆、蜜絲 Dale, Rick, Brian, Cameron, Mishi...
- 誰知道你的嘴親過什麼 - 在巴哈馬愉快嗎? - Who knows where your lips have been. - How's the Bahamas?
你不會喜歡水肺潛水 因為你不能抽菸 You wouldn't like diving. You can't smoke.
真是太可愛了 布萊恩 真是太可愛了 This is adorable. Brian, that was great.
- 是誰把它鎖上了? 開玩笑的 - Who locked it? - It's a joke.
這才是一間辦公室 把盆栽拿走 It's an office. Let's lose the plant.
- 看看這個! 這才是男人的桌子 - 你有帶禮物回來嗎? - Look at this. It's a man's desk! - Bring any presents?
我替你們都準備了禮物 I have gifts for all...
包括從海底3百呎撈起來了船頭雕像 ...including a figurehead from a ship 300 feet below the sea.
那是送我自己的 怎樣? That's for me. What?
一個有窗戶的辦公室 An office with a window.
噢 給我的? 太美了 我們用不著操縱這些人 Oh, for me? This is lovely! We don't handle these people.
我從這上面就可以看到車禍 I can see traffic accidents.
- 好了 各位! - 仔細聽 - Okay, staff! - Listen up.
先生女士們 第一個公事命令就是"出去" Guys and gals, the first order of business is: Out.
現在不工作 No work right now.
我喜歡簡短的會議 I love short meetings.
我去採購了一番 新辦公室 新衣服 新形象 I went shopping. New office, clothes, new image.
- 我們要開會 -我不會忘記的 - We have a meeting. - I won't forget.
告訴我吧! 誰都可以 Talk to me about it. Somebody, anybody.
客戶喜歡它 The account loves it.
測試顯示它的效果很好 尤其在我們的目標 歐洲 Tests show it does big. Especially in our target, Europe.
- 你做的很好 - 他加薪是應該的 - You do nice work. - He should, with that raise.
到此為止 謝謝各位 我們走 That's it. Thank you very much. Let's go.
現在... 關於午餐... Now, about that lunch...
不! 寫個備忘錄 放在我新辦公室的桌子上 No, do that, and put the memo on my desk in my new office.
- 恭喜 - 謝謝 - Congratulations. - Thanks.
唐納文 替我重播一次好嗎? Donovan, play that back for me, okay?
不要 唐納文... 大衛... No, don't, Donovan. David...
我知道有其他兩家廣告公司在挖角你 ...I know you've received two offers from agencies.
拒絕他們! 否則我會把你從窗戶扔出去 Decline, or I'll throw you out your window.
幹嘛? 他們又不升我當合夥人 Why? They won't make me a partner.
合夥人? Partner?
伯樂、卡加斯里歐文和巴納茲? Boile, Gargas, Lionel and Basner?
就像約翰、保羅、喬治和李哥 Like John, Paul, George and Ringo.
- 你真的很自大 - 不是!只是很能幹罷了 - You're pretty cocky. - No, just pretty capable.
尤其是創造出可愛、俗麗的廣告... In creating cute and flashy commercials.
- 你得引進新客戶 - 等著看好了 - You have to bring in new accounts. - Just watch me.
球在這裡! 好好的投進去 Here's one. Make it up right there.
你付他錢! You pay him!
- 我在跳舞... 我不覺得丟臉 - 妳喝醉了 - I'm dancing, I'm not embarrassed. - You're drunk.
我在喝酒 I'm having a drink.
把它喝光 Run it by.
喂! 大衛 Yo, Davey!
見見席拉和路易絲 Meet Sheila and Louise.
- 是露薏絲 - 太好了 - Louise. - Great.
你丟了結婚戒指嗎? Did you lose the wedding ring?
- 這是我朋友珊珊 - 很高興認識妳 - This is Sam. - Nice to meet you.
大衛 我很高興你得到那職位 I'm glad you got the job. I mean it.
- 你會開車送他嗎? - 我該怎麼跟我父母說? - Will you drive him? - What will I tell my folks?
- 喬喬! 給我一杯黑啤酒 - 啤酒店家請客 - Jo-Jo, give me a stout. - Beer's on us.
謝謝妳... 很不錯... 怎樣? Thank you. Hey, nice... What?
- 貝尼特廣告公司的大人物 - 喬喬正在努力偷聽 - Burnett Agency hot shots. - Jo-Jo's on it.
這就是為什麼你是老闆的原因 That's why you're the boss.
有家大客戶想換廣告公司 Some big outfit wants to switch ad agencies.
什麼大客戶? 電腦公司還是化妝品公司? What big outfit? Their computer line? Cosmetics?
- 是航空公司 - 哪一家? - It's an airline. - Well, which one?
- 我會在酒裡偷放竊聽器 - 替我查出來就是了 - I'll drop a microphone in the drinks. - Just find out.
- 查出來我就替妳介紹麥卡隆 - 好吧! - I'll fix you up with Cameron, okay? - Yeah.
可是別做的太明顯 Just don't be too obvious.
別太操他 明天我在辦公室還需要他 Go easy on him. I need him at the office.
再來一杯? Another round?
我要走了! 我的馬子很正點 I gotta run. Got a hot date.
我想跟你談談 I wanna talk to you.
把你的嘴閉上 Keep your mouth shut.
- 等一下! 我們能談談嗎? - 不行! 我們不能 - Wait. Can we talk a minute? - No, we can't.
你說你喜歡水肺潛水 海養海馬 You said you liked scuba-diving and raced seahorses.
- 是的 沒錯 - 你也喜歡... - Yes, I did. - And you like...
告訴我 你在跟別人交往嗎? Tell me, are you involved with anybody?
沒錯... 沒有... 恩.... Yes. No. Well...
愛上自己算嗎? Does self-involved count?
我不接電話 No phone calls.
我下了明白的指示 絕對不要受打擾 I left express orders not to be disturbed.
我是大衛巴茲納 I'm David Basner.
我正在徵求配音員 I'm looking for new voiceover talent.
如果我滿意你的試演 你可能就有機會 You could be it if I like your audition.
把姓名、電話號碼留下 開始 Leave your name and number. Action.
我是麥克斯 It's Max.
麥克斯巴納茲 你的爸爸 或許你聽說過我 Max Basner, your father. Maybe you heard of me.
我認為你會想知道 你媽媽今天離開我了 I thought you'd like to know your mother left me today.
- 什麼? - 原來你在家 - What? - Oh, you're there.
對 我在家 媽到底怎麼回事? Yeah, I'm here. What is this about Mom?
你旁邊有女人嗎? 是你以前認識的嗎? You got a girl there? Anybody you knew?
很好笑... 媽是怎麼了? Funny. What's this about Mom?
我說的語言你聽不懂? I'm not talking English?
36年的婚姻 她就這樣走了 Thirty-six years of marriage, and she walks out.
她帶走了衣服、鍋子、平底鍋和果汁機 She took clothes. She took pots, pans, the blender.
現在半夜12點 我孤單一人 It's 12:00 at night, and I'm alone...
吃個錫箔紙包的碎肉團 - 爸 這一定是個誤會 ...with a meatloaf in tinfoil. - It's a misunderstanding.
這不是誤會 It's not a misunderstanding.
誤會的話 你只會帶走牙刷 而不會帶走果汁機 A misunderstanding, you take a toothbrush, not the blender.
聽著! 我... Look, I'm...
我正在忙 我能再回你電話嗎? I'm in the middle of something. Can I call you back?
你媽離開你爸了? Did your mom leave your dad?
我想是吧! I guess so.
大家好像都無法再溝通了 People just can't seem to relate anymore.
再見 Bye-bye.
帕格拿太太 妳的鳥好嗎? Hello, Mrs. Packanak. How are the birds?
- 是誰? -大衛 - Who is it? - David.
你知道鑰匙放在哪裡 You know where the key is.
早安 Good morning.
你還好吧? You all right?
從來沒這麼好過 Never felt better.
到底怎麼回事? So, what's going on?
我看上一匹絕不會輸的馬 I got a horse here that cannot lose.
- 是我瘋了還是什麼燒焦了? - 是你要瘋了 - Am I crazy, or is something burning? - You're going crazy.
你喜歡你媽擺設家具的方式嗎? You like what your mother did with the furniture?
你媽是個賊 Your mother's a thief.
她拿走沙發、安樂椅和餐桌 She took the sofa, the easy chair, the dining table.
現在我得再牌桌上吃飯 I gotta eat off the card table.
我早上把吐司當牌洗 I shuffled the toast this morning.
這是什麼? What is this?
牛排 It's a steak.
給你 我自己再煎一塊 Here, I'll make another one for myself.
你跟媽到底怎麼回事? What's with you and Mom?
我永遠找不到番茄醬 她到底把番茄醬藏在哪裡? I can never find the ketchup. Where does she hide the ketchup?
我已經搬出去10年了 I haven't lived here in 10 years.
她把花生醬放在最上層 試試看那裡 She kept the peanut butter on the top shelf. Try there.
找到了 Here it is.
你媽討厭我用番茄醬 她根本不會煮飯 Your mother hated me using ketchup. She couldn't cook.
你知道那隻狗不是自然死的 牠是自殺的 You know, the dog didn't die. He committed suicide.
這才是肉 Now that's a piece of meat.
你想吃什麼早餐? Want anything for breakfast?
那麼... So...
媽離開了? ...Mom left?
你看見這裡還有別人嗎? Do you see anyone else here?
你要告訴我 還是要玩我問你答? Will you tell me, or are we gonna play 20 questions?
我在電話上跟你說過 她走了...離開了 I told you. She walked out, she left.
你知道她現在在哪裡嗎? Do you know where she is?
誰在乎? Who cares?
少了她我更快樂 I'm better off without her.
她才好玩 She was some bundle of fun, that one.
害我笑得肋骨到現在還在痛 My sides still hurt from laughing.
這不是你的問題 我不要浪費你的時間 It's not your problem. I won't waste your time.
公平一點! Be fair.
你一年只跟我聯絡3次 聖誕節、跟我要曲棍球票... I hear from you three times. For Christmas, hockey tickets...
還有 " 你媽離開我了 " ...and "your mother has left me."
你一定想走了 你已經來了10分鐘了 You wanna leave. You been here 10 minutes already.
枕邊有個金髮女郎嗎? Got a blond on the other pillow?
還是穿牛仔褲的紅髮女郎? 屁股上還刺了名字? A redhead in jeans with the name across the ass?
我年輕的時候 不用知道名字 只要有屁股就行了 When I was a kid we didn't need a name, just an ass.
走吧! 快離開這裡 Go on, get out of here.
卡! 卡! Cut! Cut!
這是怎麼回是? What is going on here?!
到底是怎麼回是? What's down here?
- 我的眼鏡怎麼會在這裡? - 怎麼回是? - Why are my glasses on the set? - What?
聽著 親愛的! 這是我的信賴 Listen honey, it's "Jeu de paume."
- 不是"輪是溜冰大賽" - 他動了 - It's not "Jeu de roller-derby." - He moved.
妳快把他的臉給撕下來了 休息5分鐘 You're ripping his face off. Take five.
休息! 各位 Take a break.
再7分鐘吃午餐 他還休息? Seven minutes to lunch?
你答應了索尼公司 酒後不開車 You said yes to the Sony, no to the drunk driving.
- 珍找你 - 我馬上回來 - Jane wants you. - I'll be back.
- 快說 - 在史匹亞吉吃午餐 - Talk to me. - Lunch at Spiages.
2點半開非正式會議 The no-tie meeting's at 2:30.
- 唐娜有來電話嗎? - 沒有 但我留了3次話 - Donna call? - I left three messages.
有人聲稱是你母親... Someone claiming to be your mother...
- 等一下 我母親? - 她說她是你媽 - Wait. My mother? - She said she was.
我不知道你爸媽還在 I didn't know you had parents.
- 替我接通電話 - 她只留了地址 - Get her on the phone. - There's just an address.
我還有7個場景要拍 I've got seven layouts.
羅傑 我們不能休息這麼久 Rog, we can't break this long.
- 休息結束 - 謝謝! 你只管向我點點頭 - Break's over. - Thanks. Just nod at me.
客戶看見我在告訴你 煙不會蓋住產品的 The client sees me telling you that smoke won't cover the product.
查出這到底是在哪裡 Find out exactly where this is.
我跟露西租了公寓 I rented the apartment from Lucille.
你6歲時 她在我家當清潔婦 She was our cleaning lady when you were 6.
6歲時 我的心思根本一團亂 My mind was cluttered when I was 6.
- 大衛 跟露西打招呼 - 你好 大衛 - Say hello to Lucille, David. - Hello, David.
- 很高興見到你 - 我也一樣 - Good seeing you. - You too.
- 這是我丈夫 亞瑟 - 你好嗎? - Meet my husband, Arthur. - How do you do?
恩! 我記得露西 Oh, yeah, I remember Lucille.
她以前好像比較高 She was a little taller.
結婚36年 妳假裝什麼都沒發生? After 36 years of being married, you pretend it didn't happen?
是這樣嗎? 媽 Is that it, Mom?
是你爸這麼說的? Is that what your father said?
說我就這樣突然離開? I just walked out all of a sudden?
沒有 他什麼都沒說 我們只是一起找番茄醬罷了 No, he didn't. We just looked for ketchup.
你不知道自從你離開後情況怎麼樣 大衛 You don't know what it was like since you moved away.
我沒有說話的對象 There was nobody to talk to.
就算他回家 我還是沒有人可以說話 He came home and there was still nobody to talk to.
我得檢查他的安樂椅 才知道他在不在家 I'd check his club chair. That's how I knew he was home.
我並不是因為吵架而離家 我是因為沉默而離家 I didn't leave because of the yelling. I left because of the silence.
妳不用把所有事都告訴我 You don't have to tell me the whole thing.
我鼓足了每一分勇氣才能走出那扇門 It took every ounce of courage I could muster to walk out.
沒錯 That's right.
誰說變形蟲沒有聲音? Who can say that amoebas don't make noise?
這項表演訓練的目的在於盡情釋放身體情緒 The point of this acting exercise is uninhibited body motion...
演說、聲音 ...speech, sound.
釋放出來! Open it up!
這位麥可發出很好的變形蟲聲音 Michael over here is making very, very good amoeba noises.
- 柴克里、南西 你們在幹嘛? - 在製造變形蟲寶寶 - Zachary, Nancy, what are you doing? - Making baby amoebas.
- 你們不懂怎麼做 - 我比較喜歡無性生殖 - You wouldn't know how. - I'd prefer asexual reproduction...
如果你們不介意的話...謝謝 ...if you don't mind. Thank you.
這是必修課變形蟲101嗎? Is this a required class, Amoebas 101?
- 大衛 - 唐娜馬汀教授 - David. - Professor Donna Martin.
在這裡或別處見到你真稀罕 Fancy seeing you here, or anywhere.
釋放出來! Open it up.
釋放出來! 利用你們的聲音能量 Open it up. Use your vocal capacity.
- 我忘了什麼嗎? - 你答應要來看我的舞台劇 - Did I forget something? - You promised to come to my play.
你乾脆向我承認你討厭實驗劇場 Just admit that you hate experimental theater.
- 不! 沒有 - 你喜歡才怪 - That's not true. - You do.
我只是在做實驗 看看我能否不到現場... I did an experiment to see if I could enjoy it without...
一樣可以享受它 ...actually being in the theater.
對不起 I'm sorry.
請不要做外國變形蟲 No foreign amoebas, please.
好多了 Better.
我們逼得你太緊了嗎? 巴布 Are we working you too hard, Bubba?
- 好了! 休息5分鐘 - 我得上洗手間 - All right, take five. - I gotta go to the bathroom.
我還有很多要教... There's a lot I'd like to get to...
所以改成休息15分鐘 ...so let's make this a 15-minute "take five," please.
很不錯! 很好的變形蟲 Very nice. Good amoeba-ing.
不錯! 非常好 Nice. Very good.
好書嗎? Oh, good book?
你到目前為止是最棒的 巴布 You were the best, Bubba. So far.
馬汀小姐 他是你男朋友嗎? Ms. Martin, is he your boyfriend?
他是舊情人 高中時代的舊情人 He's an old flame, an old high-school flame.
他是你下半輩子都想躲的人 This is what you want to avoid later in life.
我不知道 大衛 I don't know, David.
我十歲時父母就離婚了 My parents were divorced when I was 10.
我媽說 "不要跟父母住在同一個城市" My mom said: "Don't live in the same city as your parents."
很爛的建議 我無法讓我爸媽搬家 What crappy advice. I can't get my parents to move.
我不是說他們得搬家 我是說... I didn't mean that they should move. I meant...
妳知道我的想法是什麼嗎? You know what my scenario was?
我原本打算搬進豪宅內 I was gonna move away into a luxurious mansion...
然後我爸媽看我一次 ...and they'd visit me once.
並說 "好漂亮的豪宅! 我們愛你" "What a nice mansion. We love you."
我會回答 "我也愛你們" 然後他們就會離開而且去世 I'd say, "I love you too." Then they would go away and die.
我這麼說很渾蛋嗎? Does this make me an asshole?
我的前夫 漢克 他才是個渾蛋 My ex-husband, Hank, he was an asshole.
你只不過是... You're just...
幼稚、不成熟、自私? 我就是這樣 Childish, immature, selfish? I am.
這種思維讓我賺很多錢 I make a lot for being this way.
長大成人變成無經濟保障 It is economically unsound to grow up.
如果我長大成人 那我該怎麼辦? If I did grow up and became an adult, what would I do?
午安 納特 Good afternoon, Nat.
麥克斯 有內線消息嗎? Hi, Max. Got any tips for me?
吃了最豐盛的一餐後不能游泳 Don't go swimming after a heavy meal.
我有些裸照 我想給你瞧瞧 I have girlie pictures I wanna show you.
如果跟上周一樣難看 你就自己留著吧! If they're as bad as last week, keep them.
楊先生 梅干丹麥甜糕餅和礦泉水 Mr. Young, a prune Danish and a seltzer.
沒問題 麥克斯 You got it, Max.
-你好 麥克斯 - 你好 沙爾 - Hello, Max. - Hey, Sal.
- 你太太好嗎? - 她很好 - How's your wife? - She's fine.
替我問候她 雖然我知道她不喜歡我 Send her my best, even though I know she never liked me.
她也從來沒喜歡過我 She never liked me either.
麥克斯巴茲納很有趣 最後一位舊時代推銷員 He's a riot. Max Basner, last of the old-time salesmen.
筆到了 The pens arrived.
- "從麥克斯巴茲納..." - "桌上偷來的" - "Stolen from the desk..." - "Of Max Basner."
其實這是一個... It just so happens...
這是偉大銷售的訣竅 ...that this is a great sales gimmick.
也是釣馬子的一種方法 It's also a way to meet women.
如果你對推銷的興致... If you were as interested in sales...
- 跟對女人一樣 我們早發財了! - 你不要給我大吼 ...we'd all be rich! - Don't you dare yell at me.
你可是在跟麥克斯巴納茲說話 You're talking to Max Basner.
我一直是這家公司35年來的銷售冠軍 I've been a top salesman in this company for 35 years.
好 對不起 麥克斯 Okay. I'm sorry, Max.
紐約來的基南先生一直逼著我 盡量做好一點 麥克斯 Mr. Keenan from New York has been on me. Just do better, Max.
好嗎? 做好一點 Okay? Just do better.
老闆 在這裡 Over here, boss.
- 讓我們下水吧! -等一下! 先把眼睛閉上 - Let's hit the pool. - Wait, first close your eyes.
我要聽誠實的意見 I want an honest opinion.
- 你該感謝誰 - 你...查理卡葛斯 - Who are you grateful to? - You, Charlie Gargas.
張開眼睛還有不能笑 Open your eyes and don't laugh.
噢 是你 Oh, it's you.
- 帶這個看起來不會很呆吧? - 不會 - I don't look dumb in this? - No.
看起來很棒! 我也想要一頂 It looks great. I want one.
下個月我會在廣告年代雜誌出現 I'm gonna be in Advertising Age Magazine.
珍是爛透的標題 他們在盯著我嗎? A horrible title. They're staring.
- 我聽見笑聲了 - 換個話題 - I heard a laugh. - Changing subject:
- 柯隆尼爾航空打算公開徵稿 - 我知道 - Colonial Airlines is up for grabs. - I know.
3家廣告商都必須做出提案 我們必須是其中之一 Three agencies will do presentations. We need to be there.
我替你安排跟業主安德魯伍利吉共進晚餐 I've set up a dinner for you and the owner, Andrew Woolridge.
他以前是海軍飛行員 He's a former Navy pilot.
他很低調、小心 是個很沉默寡言的人 He's private, cautious, a man of few words.
或許他是愚蠢、偏執 並且非常瘋狂 Or he's dumb, paranoid and totally off his rocker.
沒人能確定 Nobody knows for sure.
- 你又盯著我看 - 什麼? 沒有 - You're staring again. - What? No.
- 有 你有 - 沒有 - Yes, you are. - No.
到真正測試的時間了 我們走! 跟我來 It's time for the real test. Let's go. Follow me.
後面看起來很不錯 什麼真正測試? Looks good from the back. Real test of what?
- 看它下水後的情況 - 它看起來一定會很棒 - How it looks underwater. - It'll look fabulous.
- 幫我拿著這個 Hold this, please.
看起來怎樣? How's it look?
它在那裡 It's over there.
該死! 它沉下去了 Oh, shit, it's sinking.
請接432房 Room 432, please.
我待會再試 謝謝 I'll try back, thanks.
請問... 妳知道現在幾點嗎? Excuse me, do you happen to have the time?
現在是... Yes, it is...
我看看...7點半 ...let's see, 7:30.
我們最好快一點... 否則到了文藝復興時期 我們都得畫畫了 We better hurry or the Renaissance will arrive and we'll be painting.
你在說什麼? What are you talking about?
那是電影裡的台詞 It's a line from a movie.
不靈! 是伍迪艾倫的電影 對妳有意義嗎? Didn't work. A Woody Allen movie. Does that carry weight?
不 一點都沒有 No, it doesn't.
但也不是一蹋糊塗 But it wasn't a disaster.
我們何不坦承一點? Why don't we try some honesty?
今晚我有個事業上最重要的生意晚宴 I've the most important business dinner of my career tonight.
什麼事業? What career is it?
廣告... 但遇見妳之後似乎不再那麼重要了 Advertising. After seeing you, it doesn't seem that important anymore.
- 我姓巴茲納 大衛巴茲納 - 大衛巴茲納 我是雪若安韋恩 - My name is Basner, David Basner. - David Basner, I'm Cheryl Ann Wayne.
我不知道這一餐要吃多久... I don't know how long my dinner will take...
但之後我們能否一起喝杯酒? ...but could we have a drink later?
不行 No, we can't.
我流鼻血了嗎? 我被刺殺出局 痛死了 Is my nose bleeding? I just got tagged. Ouch.
- 你知道漢默李奇技術嗎? - 當然知道 先生 - You know the Heimlich maneuver? - Why, certainly, sir.
我要一客鱒魚 I'll have the trout.
- 我來見安德魯伍利吉 - 請往這邊 - I'm here to see Andrew Woolridge. - This way, please.
伍利吉先生嗎? Mr. Woolridge?
大衛巴茲納 David Basner.
感謝你願意跟我共進晚餐 我知道這裡的龍蝦濃湯很有名 I appreciate you seeing me for dinner. They serve a notorious lobster bisque.
不吃晚餐 No dinner.
抱歉... 不吃晚餐? I'm sorry. No dinner?
我結巴了嗎? 我說不吃晚餐 我一個人吃飯 我們一起喝酒 Did I stutter? I said no dinner. I eat alone. We're having drinks.
我懂了 I see.
我要一杯白酒蘇打 謝謝 I'll have a white wine spritzer, please.
- 我說的是喝酒 - 伏特加加冰塊 - I said we're having drinks. - Stoli on the rocks.
我直接講重點 I'll get to the point.
你能考慮芝加哥廣告公司真好 It's great that you're considering a Chicago agency.
紐約市紐約 洛杉磯... 誰知道呢? New York is New York. L.A., who knows.
芝加哥是美國最好的 Chicago is the U.S. Of A.
伯樂、卡加斯和李歐納公司非常期待為貴公司做提案說明 Boile, Gargas and Lionel can't wait to do a presentation.
期待的程度讓我們願意... 免費做 So much so, we're willing to do it on spec.
有時候我吃一頓飯只用沙拉叉子 Sometimes I eat my whole meal just using my salad fork.
真的嗎? Really?
我很遺憾會看不到 I'm sorry I'm gonna miss that.
總之... Anyway...
抱歉遲到了! 我得打幾個電話 Sorry, I had to make some calls.
雪若安韋恩 柯隆尼爾航空媒體部主任 Cheryl Ann Wayne, media director of Colonial Airlines.
- 我跟在普敦航空 - 妳已經有工作了 - I was with Capital Air... - You already have the job.
我想聽聽關於他的事 I want to hear about him.
他們是中西部頂尖三家廣告商之一 They're one of three top agencies in the Midwest.
他們專精電視廣告 They are strong with TV spots.
巴茲納是新任創意總監 他很優秀但有些衝動 Basner's the new Creative Director. He's good, but a bit impulsive.
他會為了一張美麗的臉孔而放棄一切 He gives up everything for a pretty face.
而且我穿比基尼三角褲 And I wear bikini briefs.
- 妳的電話 韋恩小姐 - 謝謝... 不好意思 - It's for you, Ms. Wayne. - Thank you. Excuse me.
喂? Hello?
是的 比爾 Yes, Bill.
那樣不行 我明天一早就要那份報告 That won't do. I need the report tomorrow.
是的 我在等 Yes, I'm holding.
我想問問你 一頓飯都用沙拉叉子... I was meaning to ask you, by eating with the salad fork...
也包括喝湯嗎? ...does that include the soup?
- 你們不住同家飯店? - 絕不跟老闆住同家飯店 - You don't stay in the same hotel? - Never where the boss stays.
我喜歡保有隱私 I like my privacy.
我不常把生意和玩樂混為一談 I don't usually mix business with pleasure...
但我還沒吃晚飯 ...but I didn't get to eat.
這件衣服真美 This is nice.
巴茲納 我們得談談 Basner, let's talk.
女人要在企業界出頭很不容易 It's difficult for a woman in the corporate world.
大家認為我們以陪睡來往上爬 但我用不著那麼做 We're labeled as having slept our way to the top. I don't have to.
我擁有華爾敦商業學校企業碩士學位及其他資格 I have an MBA from the Wharton School of Business and other credentials.
只要你記住自己的界限 我們就能相處得很融洽 We'll be fine if you stay on your side of the line.
如果你越界了 我可能會狠狠的踢你要害 If you cross it, I'm fully capable of kicking you in the balls.
我也讀過華爾敦學院 I went to the Wharton School.
- 你說謊 - 沒錯 我說謊! 對不起 - That's a lie. - Yes, I'm lying, I'm sorry.
我不過偶爾想保護自己的命根子 I'm protecting my balls, just as at one time or another...
像妳也得保護自己 ...you have protected your own.
你是認為我太強是了嗎? Are you suggesting that I come on too strong?
- 對相撲選手來說不會 - 妳的車 小姐 - Not for a sumo wrestler. - Your car, ma'am.
- 上車 - 妳說什麼? - Get in. - I beg your pardon?
把你的車留在這裡 我送你回家 Leave your car and get in. I'll take you home.
- 你住在哪裡? - 南第波區的波恩斯路 - Where do you live? - South Dearborn.
很好 我喜歡新的地方 Good. I like new places.
到目前為止 我喜歡跟柯隆尼航空合作 Well, I sure am enjoying working with Colonial Airlines so far.
是嗎? Yeah?
我很喜歡你 I'm enjoying you. Definitely.
你連提案都還沒做 更別提客戶了 You have no presentation, much less an account.
這些細節我會處理 These are details I will handle.
你真的很自大 You're cocky.
我父親會喜歡那樣 My father likes that.
那 Well...
我得見見他 妳父親是做什麼的? ...l'll have to meet him. What does he do?
他在柯隆尼航空公司有份好工作 He has a nice job with Colonial Airlines.
沒錯! 他是老闆 Yeah. He owns it.
- 妳父親是安德魯伍利吉? - 沒錯 - Your father's Andrew Woolridge? - That's right.
妳是安德魯伍利吉的女兒? You're Andrew Woolridge's daughter?
我竟然跟客戶的女兒... 妳姓韋恩 I'm in bed with a client's... Your name is Wayne...
所以我是跟客戶 已婚的女兒上床 ...so I was in bed with his married daughter.
噢 這下好了 巴茲納 Oh, way to go, Basner.
妳還未成年嗎? Are you a minor too?
我會去找警察自首 I'll just turn myself in to the police now.
- 妳丈夫又是什麼老闆嗎? - 沒有什麼丈夫 - Does your husband own anything? - There's no husband.
韋恩是我媽娘家的姓 Wayne is my mother's name.
我用這個姓是因為不想靠裙帶關係 I don't want to trade on nepotism.
- 妳還是伍利吉的寶貝女兒 - 巴茲納 我已經長大了 - You're still Woolridge's baby girl. - Basner, I'm a big girl.
我選擇來到這裡 現在我選擇要走 I chose to come here. Now I choose to go.
你要怎麼想都行 You can handle it any way you want.
妳用不著走 Well, you don't have to leave.
妳為什麼要走? 等一下 Why are you leaving? Wait a minute!
我以為我們可以相處一下 I thought we'd spend some time together!
之前實在太快了 The before was awfully quick.
中間很不錯 非常...非常地不錯 The middle was nice. Very... Really nice.
但我希望我們能稍微延續... But I was hoping we could prolong...
之後的一下 花點時間在一起 ...the after for a while. Spend some time together.
我覺得我們在一起的時間已經夠長了 I think we've spent enough time together.
- 是嗎? - 對 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
我只知道你穿黑色很好看 All I know is you look great in black...
- 而且你也非常... - 我有工作 ...and that you're very... - I work.
- 很忙 - 我必須準備會議資料 - Busy. - I have to prepare for meetings.
剛真的很好 但也用不著囔囔 It was nice. Let's not make an opera out of it.
灰色還是紅色門? Gray or red door?
灰的... 如果妳要出去就是紅色的 The gray. Oh, red if you're going.
我想妳留下來 讓這不像一夜情 I wanted to keep you here. So unlike a one-nighter then, huh?
我相信你很有經驗 I'm sure you've done this plenty of times.
這次一定要是一夜情 It has to be a one-nighter.
顯然你跟客戶的女兒上床很不自在 You're uncomfortable being with the boss' daughter.
始亂終棄... Seduced and abandoned...
- 您好? - 巴茲納 我是安德魯伍利吉 - Hello? - Hi. Andrew Woolridge.
- 我想明天跟你見面 - 你說什麼? - I want to meet tomorrow. - What?
- 收訊不良 你能大聲點嗎? - 好 - Bad connection, could you speak up? - Sure.
我是安德魯伍利吉 我希望你跟我見面... Woolridge here. I'd like you to meet me...
等一下! 請對著電話說 我聽不見 Please speak into the phone. I can't hear you.
我是對著該死的電話說 我是安德魯... I'm speaking into the damn phone. This is Andrew...
不要大叫! 那不是真的我 Stop shouting. It's not me.
你聽到的是我的留言機 大叫是沒有用的 You got my machine. Shouting won't do any good.
所以請等嗶聲後放輕鬆 並且謝謝你的來電 So wait for the beep, and thanks for calling.
你的幽默感很奇怪 You have a strange sense of humor.
我喜歡打高爾夫 我們要去... I like golf. We're going to play...
瓦瓦卡鄉村俱樂部敘舊 準時到! ...at the Wackcucut Country Club. Be there!
老實說 這是我第一次打高爾夫 To be honest, this is my first time.
我會來這是因為我想為你工作 I'm out here because I want to work for you.
很多人會告訴你 誠實是很可敬的 A lot of people'd say that honesty is admirable...
但我不會 ...but I won't.
這就對了! 這就對了! 好極了! That's it. That's it. Yes!
伍利吉先生 毫無疑問 你是天生的高爾夫好手 Yes, Mr. Woolridge, you were born to golf.
不 巴茲納先生 應該是4號 No, Mr. Basner. It's the size four.
麥克斯 叫我麥克斯 Max. The name is Max.
如果妳什麼都不買 請叫我巴茲納先生 If you don't buy anything, it's Mr. Basner.
- 4號 - 藍白相間的... - Four. - The blue and white...
上面有小帆船的花樣 你沒事吧? 麥克斯 ...with the little sailboat on it. You all right, Max?
看看這件 芝加哥哪個孩子會不想穿呢? What kid wouldn't wear that, that lives in Chicago?
狂野服飾6個月前就已經有了 Rough and Tough did that six months ago.
但他們沒有這的顏色 我這裡有 They don't have the colors. I have the colors.
謝謝 藍倫! 我了解 Thanks, Lenna. I understand.
或許你會喜歡夏天系列 再次謝謝你 藍倫 Maybe you'll like the summer line. Thanks again, Lenna.
謝謝你什麼都沒買 Thanks for nothing.
慘了! 慘了! Oh, shit. Oh, shit!
先生 你還好嗎? Hey, mister. You all right?
怎麼會發生這種事? So how did it happen?
你用不著知道 You don't need to know how.
我是你爸 你卻讓我等了兩小時 I'm the father you kept waiting for two hours.
我們回家吧! 或許你媽已經回家了 Let's go home. Maybe your mother's back by now.
我想是不可能的 I wouldn't know about that.
你說什麼? What are you talking about?
- 其實... - 你在說什麼? - Well... - What are you saying?!
- 她什麼都沒說... - 她說了什麼? - She didn't say anything... - What did she say?
她找到你的袖扣 She found your cufflinks...
她要我拿來給你 ...and she asked me to return them.
所以她不會回來了 So she's not coming back.
誰會需要她? Who the hell needs her?
走吧! 上車! Come on, get in the car!
各位會員請注意 空手道和太極課程表... Attention, members. The karate and tai chi class schedules...
已張貼在佈告欄上 ...are now posted on the board.
大衛 我找到工作了 David, guess what. I got a job.
- 妳從沒上過班! 妳能做什麼? - 我在保險公司接電話 - You never had one. What can you do? - I'm answering phones.
我要複習一些辦公室技巧... And I'm brushing up on my office skills and...
那真的很棒 大家跟我講話還有薪水拿 It's wonderful. People talk to me and I get paid.
- 妳要上打字課嗎? - 不用 珍會幫我複習 - Want to get in a typing class? - Jane is helping me brush up.
有兒子這個秘書關心 真是太好了 It's wonderful to have a son whose secretary cares about you.
我出錢讓妳上瑜珈課的時間是不是到了? Isn't it time for that yoga class I paid for?
- 大衛 - 嗨 查理 - David. - Charlie. Hi.
- 它可以下水游泳了嗎? - 我放棄游泳了 - Does it work in the pool? - Gave up swimming.
我聽說我們機會很大 快說是 I hear we may have a shot. Say yes.
是的 我正在研讀賽馬 泰西歐和鴨子 Yes. Reading about horse racing, Tesio and ducks.
問我鴨子的事... 赤頸鳧、 灰背野鴨、唐老鴨和達飛鴨 Widgeons, canvasbacks, Donalds, Daffys, all ducks.
別被唐老鴨和達飛鴨沖昏腦袋 Don't get carried away with Donalds and Daffys.
- 鎮靜點 這是個重要的客戶 - 什麼客戶? 大衛 - Be calm. It's an important account. - What account?
我母親蘿琳巴茲納... 她有工作 I'm sorry. Lorraine, my mother, who works.
查理卡加斯 我的老闆 Charlie Gargas, whom I work for.
妳好嗎? 這位是你姐姐 才不是你媽 How do you do? This is your sister, not your mother.
- 小心! 他是做廣告的 - 我的榮幸! 失陪了 - He's in advertising, watch out. - Delighted. Excuse me.
仔細聽了... 有3件事 Listen carefully, now. Three things:
利用你的幽默感 Use your humor...
明確的解說公司... ...speak specifically about the agency...
及其主張 ...and what it stands for.
菁英、 商品以及利益 People. Products. Profit.
- 一定要約好時間 - 那就是我要去的原因 - Make sure to get an appointment. - That's why I'm going.
- 有什麼問題嗎? - 不 沒有問題 - Is there a problem? - No. No problem.
- 我覺得她在盯著我 - 沒有 - I felt staring. - No.
我還在上太極課... 失陪 I'm between tai chi classes. Excuse me.
那頂假髮糟透了 你想他知道嗎? That rug is the worst. Does he realize it?
他現在知道了 瑜珈課愉快 媽 He does now. Have a nice yoga class.
- 查理! - 好好享受你的週末 大衛 - Charlie! - Enjoy your weekend, David.
我媽說你看起來好年輕 她說大概只有35歲左右 My mom was saying how young you look. Thirty-five, she said.
鴨子都跑哪裡去了? Where the heck are the ducks?
你應該這樣吹才對 This is how you blow it.
牠們來了! 開槍! Here they come! Up!
我在廣告界學會了一件... The one thing I've learned in advertising...
爸 我再去拿些子彈 Dad, I'm going for more shells.
- 我女兒極力稱讚你 - 她有嗎? - My daughter speaks highly of you. - She does?
她說你是個不錯的性伴侶 She says you're a great lay.
她那麼說? She said that?
對 我女兒什麼都跟我說 Yeah, my baby tells me everything.
好了不起的父女間對話 Quite a conversation for a daughter and father.
她是個現代女性 我栽培她成為高級主管 She's a very modern woman, I raised her to be an executive.
我把她當男人栽培 I raised her to be a man.
我父親也一樣 但我什麼都不告訴他 So did my father. I don't tell him anything.
我不想聽你的人生故事 I don't want to hear your story.
你何不再多打幾條魚? Why don't you shoot some more fish?
- 你對馬了解多少? - 我爸很愛牠們 - Do you know horses? - My dad has a passion for them.
- 繁殖方面嗎? - 不 是賭馬 - Oh, breeding? - No, betting.
我帶了這個來 這是公司的資料 I brought this down. It's information...
我的種馬正要為艾更先生的母馬交配 One of my stallions is servicing Mr. Egan's best mares.
妳何不帶他去穀倉 Why don't you take him to the barn.
我還有公事要處理 I have business to tend to.
等馬兒交配之後 我們再來談談這個 We can talk about this after the horses are done servicing each other.
你要把燈關暗些嗎? Are you going to dim the lights?
之後是什麼? 回到穀倉抽根菸嗎? Afterwards what? Back to the barn for a cigarette?
你說這些要給我是什麼意思? 我不想要 What do you mean they're for me? I don't want them.
我不能帶著鴨子上飛機 I can't carry ducks on the plane.
大衛 這些東西一定會讓你的都市朋友們忌妒 Here's something to make your city friends envious.
- 謝謝你 - 好好享用 - Oh, thank you. - Enjoy those.
太好了 你知道嗎 Great. You know...
你的農場漂亮 我尤其愛那些馬兒 ...your farm's beautiful. I particularly loved the horses.
我讀過種馬負責... I read a stallion's responsible...
百分之60後代的特徵 ...for 60% of the offspring's traits.
但母馬只有百分之40... But mares are responsible for 40%...
後代的特徵 這是泰西歐上面寫的 ...of the get's traits. According to Tesio.
- 他是個專家 - 你也看泰西歐? - He's the expert. - You read Tesio?
有時當成一種嗜好 As a hobby. Sometimes.
告訴你的老闆 柯隆尼爾航空會看你的提案說明 Tell your boss Colonial Airlines will look at your presentation.
致大衛巴納茲的備忘錄 Memo to David Basner:
為柯隆尼爾航空公司說明廣告概念日期以訂 A date's set to present to Colonial Airlines.
你的團隊有兩星期時間可成就大業 Your staff has two weeks to come up with greatness.
我要那個客戶 I want that account.
簽名: 約翰、 保羅、 喬治和李哥 Signed: John, Paul, George and Ringo.
好... 好... 有可能性 Okay, okay. Possibility!
蜜希 Mishi?
這個怎麼樣? 你有柯隆尼爾這個字 對吧? How about this? You've got Colonial, right?
"柯" 代表企業 "Co" stands for cooperation.
"隆" 代表在飛機上不寂寞 "Lo" means never lonely on a plane.
"尼" 代表座位寬敞 "Ni," plenty of knee room.
還有 "爾" 代表你會很快樂 柯隆尼爾 And "ial," you'll have a good time. Colonial.
- 不... 不行 - 給它個機會 - No, no, no. - Give it a chance.
這個怎麼樣? 柯隆尼爾航空... How about this? Colonial Air...
你用不著擔心劫機 ...you don't have to worry about getting hijacked.
- 柯隆尼爾載運大眾 - 家庭! - Colonial moves people. - The family!
家庭是概念的重心 The family thing's the idea.
我了解! 那是個好概念 I understand that. It's a good concept.
這很好玩... 妳現在笑不出來... This is funny. You won't laugh now...
但當妳開車回家時一定會狂笑 ...but you'll crack up driving home.
他們航線遍佈全球 They're flying all over the country.
說說當你離棄柯隆尼爾時 Tell how your life was shattered...
並相信其他航空公司 ...when you turned from us...
- 你的生命一團糟時? - 我迷失了 我的腳沒地方放 ...and put faith in others? - I was lost, I had no leg room.
甚至連菸都不能抽 Couldn't even smoke.
請搭乘我... 感受那個經驗 So board me, and feel the experience.
搭乘柯隆尼爾航空 Fly Colonial Airlines.
- 妳是一架飛機? - 對 - You're an airplane? - Yeah.
想登上蜜希班機嗎? Want to board Mishi?
- 不要 - 我需要一個老奶奶 - No. - We need a grandma.
我喜歡奶奶這個點子 I like the grandma idea.
1、 2、 3 、 4 One, two, three, four.
當你搭上飛機 坐在舒適的座椅上 When you're on a plane In a comfy seat
旁邊是位阿拉伯酋長 And next to you Is an Arab Sheik
飛向航空 真正達到高峰 Flying to the sky Really getting high
你搭乘的是柯隆尼爾航空 那可不是胡說八道 You're flying on Colonial And that's no jive
- 我們不能去你辦公是做嗎? - 不行 那裡不會有靈感的 - Can we go to the office? - No. It's a dry spot.
這是我的座位 是有魔力的 This is my cubicle. It's magic.
讓我聽聽藝術指導的意見 Let's hear the art director.
柯隆尼爾航空 Colonial Airlines
柯隆尼爾 Colonial
航空 Airlines
我喜歡 有藍調的味道 I like it. It's bluesy.
你知道這怎樣嗎? 爛透了 You know what it is? Lousy.
但如果我們能想些點子 用真人表演而不是幻燈片 But if we use some ideas and real people, not slides...
- 真人 - 他正在詢問... - Real people. - He's asking...
許多廣告公司他們會給他看相同的東西 ...lots of agencies. They'll show him the same thing.
- 他一定會很厭煩 - 我們有真人 - He's sick of it. - We have people.
反高科技! 我喜歡 Anti-high tech, I love it!
沒錯! 真人現場表演 Live people. Live presentation.
沒有花招! 不用儀器、 雷射 完全不用高科技 No gimmicks, no lasers, none of that. Anti-high tech.
擁抱以及孫子... 擁抱 Hugs the grandchildren. Hugs the...
特別... 特別的小孩 Special. Special kids.
對! 抱他們 擁抱她特別的孩子們 Yeah, holds them. Hugs her special kids.
走開! 我在賽前培養氣氛 Get out of here. I'm in pre-game.
我只是順道來祝你幸運 I just came by to wish you luck.
妳真難找... 我只要看到騎警就會想到妳 You're hard to find. I think of you when I see mounted police.
- 那樣不是公平競爭 - 對 我很擔心 - Wouldn't be fair to the competition. - Yeah, I was worried.
如果我辦到了 我們得一起工作怎麼辦? So, what happens if I get this and we work together?
我認為那樣很棒 我們可以處理的 I think it'd be terrific. We'll handle it.
- 完美的高級主管? - 我們會是完美的團隊 - The perfect executives? - We'd make a good team.
妳知道 我感覺到了 但我不知道原因 You know, I sense that. But I don't know why.
你在我身上看到一些跟你共通之處 You see something in me you like.
你看到你自己 You see you.
我到裡面等你 I'll see you inside.
蝙蝠俠 Batman.
我們準備開始了 伍利吉先生 We're ready to start, Mr. Woolridge.
我們都準備好了 We're all set.
早安 Good morning.
市場顯示柯隆尼爾航空 Research shows Colonial Airlines...
有一定的商業客戶層 ...has its share of business fliers.
但仍需要吸引到更多家庭的旅行者 There's room for improvement with family travelers.
我們想到一個文宣 可以打入這個市場 We've come up with a campaign that targets this market.
請想像一下 Picture this:
一位老奶奶正坐在家裡刺繡 A grandmother sits in her house doing needlepoint.
- 又是一天 又一條阿富汗毛毯 - 旁邊放了一杯茶 - Another day, another afghan. - A cup of tea sits beside her.
- 她蓋了一條阿富汗毛毯 - 真好 - An afghan around her legs. - That's nice.
- 電話響了 - 喂? - The phone rings. - Hello?
- 嗨 媽 - 接收不好 - Hi, Mom. - Bad connection.
奶奶! 告訴她 我打了一隻全壘打 Grandma! Tell her I hit my first homer!
- 來住幾個星期 - 那一定很棒 - Come for a few weeks. - That'd be great.
老奶奶搭上柯隆尼爾航空 Grandma boards a Colonial airliner.
她舒服的坐在椅子上 She is made very comfortable.
- 舒服嗎? 老太太 - 叫我海蒂 - Comfortable, ma'am? - I'm Hattie.
- 她們在研究刺繡 - 看看這個 - They compare needlepoint. - Look.
- 空中小姐再她腿上蓋了條毯子 - 謝謝妳 - The stewardess tucks her in. - Thank you.
還替她送來一杯熱茶 And brings her a hot cup of tea.
奶奶跟其他乘客攀談 Grandma chats with the other passengers.
- 你好 - 我在孟買當內科醫生 - Hi, there. - In Bombay, I was an internist.
我正要去參加會議 I'm going to a convention.
飛機降落了 The plane lands.
我們看到司機們拿著寫著客戶名字的牌子 We see chauffeurs holding signs with clients' names.
堤瓊斯到了嗎? Is there a T. Jones here?
我找岡查拉 Looking for Gonzalez.
- 什麼? - 有個男孩子拿著牌子寫著... - What? - A boy holds a sign that says:
- 奶奶! - 吉米! - Grandma! - Jimmy!
我們目睹到一次家庭團圓 We witness a reunion.
- 媽 真高興見到你 - 我想念妳 奶奶 - It's so nice to see you. - Grandma!
- 你長大了 - 那位微笑的空中小姐也是 - How you've grown! - As does the smiling stewardess.
- 再見 海蒂 - 告訴妳媽 檸檬治感冒的偏方 - Bye, Hattie. - Tell your mom about lemon for colds.
- 跟你到托利多再見 - 孟買 - See you in Toledo. - Bombay.
- 卡拉卡斯 - 哪裡? - Caracas. - Where?
然後切到奶奶抱著孫子的場景 Then she sits with the adoring kids.
- 妳暖和嗎? - 我愛妳 - Warm enough? - I love you!
她女兒送來了熱茶 Her daughter brings her tea.
- 媽 茶在這裡 - 叫我海蒂 - Here's some tea, Mom. - Hattie.
擁抱那兩個可愛的孩子 Grandma has to just hug those special kids.
- 我們好高興妳能來 - 謝了 奶奶 - We're glad you came. - Thanks, Grandma.
我們切到柯隆尼爾公司飛機飛向閃亮的紅色夕陽 We dissolve to the Colonial plane flying into a red sunset.
我們聽到... And we hear:
從你們家 From your home...
到我們家... ...to our home...
到他們家... ...to their home.
柯隆尼爾航空 Colonial Airlines...
您在空中的家 ...your home in the skies.
你還有其他創意嗎? 大衛 Do you have anything else?
我們喜歡這個 因為這是我們最強的概念 We like this. It's our strongest concept.
誰搞定航空公司? 我! Who got an airline? I did!
- 我要跟妳談談 - 等一下 - I want to talk to you! - Wait.
- 誰搞定了? - 不要停在草地上! - Who got it? - Not the grass!
別站起來 在那歡呼喝采 Don't get up. Standing ovation!
- 大家都知道我搞定航空公司 - 你辦到了! 恭喜 - Everyone knows I got an airline. - You got it! Congratulations!
- 妳不擁抱我嗎? - 那是我的一個朋友 - Don't I get a hug? - That's a friend of mine.
- 你也該恭喜我 - 為什麼? - I deserve congratulations too. - Why?
記得上個月我申請的補助金? Remember that grant I applied for?
他們早上通知我... 我申請到了 They called me today, and I got it!
太好了! 有多少錢? That's great! How much?
不多... 但足夠製作雙子星劇場 Not a lot. Enough for the Gemini Theater.
- 那個車庫? - 我們會改造它 - The garage? - We'll convert it.
這個世界需要更多實驗劇場 The world needs more experimental theater.
走吧! 我載你出去 我們去吃頓大餐慶祝一下 Let's go out. We'll celebrate with an expensive, snazzy dinner.
我不能去太久 I can't take long.
- 你不能在草地上停車 - 我們馬上就要走了 - You can't park on the lawn! - We're moving it.
這是四輪傳動車 我找不到地方停車 This is a 4-wheel drive. There was no place to park!
- 他是誰? - 他是停車訓導長 - Who's he? - Dean of parking.
- 誰? - 演說學系的伍德訓導長 - Who? - Dean Wood, in the speech department.
等等... 羅伯特! 我會打電話給你 Wait. Robert, I'll call you!
- 再見 - 再見 羅賓 - Bye-bye. - So long, Robin!
歡迎芝加哥第十屆兒童時裝發表會 Welcome to our 10th Fashion Show for young lads and little misses.
坎培爾兄弟 Hey! The Campbell brothers.
這個 Here.
麥克斯巴茲納私人筆 請笑納 Have a personal pen from Max Basner.
等表演結束後過來談一下 我們得談談 When this is over, come up and we'll talk.
那是沙爾曼古索 他是我最大的客戶之一 That's Sal Mancuso. He's one of my biggest customers.
他最近向你下了多少訂單? How much business has he given you?
他太太最近病了 His wife has been sick.
看來你的客戶家中都有人病了 Looks like all your customers have sick families.
別擔心! 生意會好轉的 Don't worry. Business will pick up.
這件事聚酯棉的粉紅色洋裝 有朝聖者式的領子 A pink dress with a Pilgrim collar in poly-cotton.
那是一位超級名星 That is super star.
克莉絲汀是我今年特選的模特兒 Kristen is my choice for model of the year.
- 很高興見到你 麥克斯 - 見到你真好 基南先生 - Well, it's nice to see you, Max. - Nice to see you, Mr. Keenan.
把你的樣品交出來 Turn in your samples.
但那是我的春季系列 But that's my spring line.
沒錯 但我們想讓其他人接手 We have someone else in mind to take care of that.
我們要解雇你 你被開除了 We're letting you go. You're fired.
第16件... Item sixteen...
由亞當為你展示一件灰色聚酯棉法蘭絨長褲 ...is Adam, in poly-cotton gray flannel trousers.
麥克斯 我的孩子也參加演出 我得走了... 回頭見 My kid's in the show. I have to go. I'll see you later.
讓我們感謝那些參加演出的孩子們 We thank the kids who modeled today...
還有那些媽媽壓來參加的孩子們 ...and all the kids who were forced to be here.
再見! 祝各位今年順利 並請記住我們的座右銘 Goodbye, have a grand year, and remember our motto:
身為推銷員是件引以為傲的事 Be proud to be a salesman.
不要隨興加台詞 照著劇本演就是了 Ah, don't ad-lib the lines. Stick to the copy.
請盡情享受它的台詞 並讀劇本 Enjoy the language and read the script.
放輕鬆 好好享受 Relax. Enjoy.
喬治... Oh, George.
他們為樓上的銷售部門想出廣告策略... They think up the commercials for marketing...
然後將它們送到樓下的客戶執行部 ...and send them to the account executives.
這就是所謂的候補投手區 那是棒球術語 This is called the bullpen. That's a baseball term.
請過來這裡... 大家休息一下 Please step over here, and we'll take a break.
我想聽到妳說... " 我相信你的創意判斷 " I want to hear you say: "I trust your judgement."
她不像老奶奶 她看起來像個妓女 She doesn't look like a grandmother. She looks like a hooker.
- 我知道妓女的樣子 她才不是 - 還有很多老奶奶 - She's no hooker. - There are more grandmas.
參觀團就要來了 Tour coming through.
我的意思是現在的奶奶看起來愈來愈年輕 I'm saying grandmothers are getting younger every day.
你認是大衛巴茲納嗎? You know David Basner?
第2號有老人的年輕氣息 Number two had a geriatric youthfulness.
- 我需要一些資訊 - 羅傑 請到我的辦公室好嗎? - I need some input. - Will you come to my office?
你上哪去了? 我在大廳等你20分鐘了 Where were you? I've been waiting for you.
那些爛葡萄害我的胃抽筋 I got cramps from the grapes.
爸! 現在是中午 我在上班 It's noon, Dad. I work here.
- 你不介紹我嗎? - 不要 - Aren't you gonna introduce me? - No.
我在這裡工作5年了 這是你第一次經過這棟大樓 I've been here for five years, and now you visit.
家裡沒有咖啡可喝 我想你這裡或許有一些 I had no coffee at home. I thought maybe you'd have some.
這裡可真不賴 有秘書... 還有辦公是 This is something! Secretaries. Offices.
- 這是正常的大生意 - 你到你想幹嘛? - It's a regular big deal. - What do you want?
不要在這裡 Not here.
我升遷了 所以有一間辦公室 I got a promotion so I can have an office.
- 看到我的名字了嗎? - 不要在這裡 - See my name? - Not here.
你就不能給你父親5分鐘 我們開車出去兜兜風 Can't you give me five minutes? Let's take a drive.
- 你為什麼不開正常點的車? - 這是吉普車... 我在車上很好看 - Why don't you get a normal car? - It's a jeep, Dad. I look good in it.
這輛該死的車! 要登山專家才上得去 This goddamn car! You have to be a mountain climber to get in.
- 想來一根嗎?宏都拉斯來的 - 不要 - Want one? They're Honduran. - No.
- 再也買不到古巴雪茄了 - 不用了 謝謝 - Can't get the Cubans anymore. - No, thank you.
我丟了工作了 I lost my lines.
他們開除我了 They fired me.
你打算怎麼辦? What are you gonna do?
我知道你恨我... I know you hate me...
但你一定得幫我 ...but you have to help me.
不 不行 No, you don't.
你得讓奶奶從寒冷區到暖和區 You send her from the cold to the warm.
那樣她才不會得肺炎死掉 That way she doesn't get pneumonia and die.
- 我們可以一起吃晚餐... 通心麵 - 不行 我還有約 - We can have dinner. Macaroni. - I can't. I've got a date.
我在每一頁都替你準備了X級的動作 I got you X-Rated action on every page:
性愛... 男性雄風... 還有風騷性感的成熟女性 Eros, Macho, Hot and Sexy Mature Women.
那可真不簡單 我們一直有共通之處 You know, that's something we always had in common.
- 誰? - 我父親... 你跟我 - Who? - My father. You. Me.
我們總是能引誘女人上床 We could always talk a girl into bed.
我很高興你還可以 爸 Glad you still can, Dad.
- 你要蘆筍嗎? - 我不能了 - You need asparagus? - I can't.
我再也辦不到了 I can't do it anymore.
你要那個時鐘嗎? 希望它還能用 You wanted that clock? I hope it'll do.
手電筒... 還有別的東西 Flashlight. There was something else.
- 謝謝 - 那是什麼? 喔 對了 - Thank you. - What is that? That's right.
看看這個 媽 妳看... 是隻小狗 Look at that, Mom. Look, it's a dog.
- 大衛 你從哪弄來的? - 動物收容所 - Where did you get him? - Down at the pound.
牠有證明文件嗎? Does he have papers?
牠需要報紙 因為牠還會在家隨地大小便 He gets newspapers. He's not house-trained.
大衛 謝謝你 總算有人可以愛了 David, thank you. Oh, someone to love.
- 回頭見了 媽 - 再見! 大衛 謝謝 - See you later. - Bye. Thanks.
你好可愛... 嚇到你了嗎? Oh, you're so sweet. Did that scare you?
誰在讀心理學? 經濟學? 哲學? 很好 Who is studying psychology? Economics? Philosophy? That's good.
廣告是所有知識的精華 Advertising's the distillation of what we know.
問流行語先生! 我愛我的工作 我不是在寫小說 Ask Mr. Buzzword. I love what I do. I'm not writing novels.
我沒有手稿 我也不想導演 I have no manuscript. I don't want to direct.
我喜歡廣告 如果你也喜歡就放手一搏 I like advertising. If you like it, give it a shot.
但如果你失手了 下場可能會跟流行語先生一樣 But if you choke, you could end up like Mr. Buzzword.
- 對吧? 泰德 - 謝了 大衛 - Isn't that right, Ted? - Thanks, David.
巴納茲先生很愛開玩笑 Mr. Basner loves to kid.
- 有什麼困難嗎? - 我們要用哪種椅子? - What's the dilemma? - What kind of chair do we use?
- 有哪幾種椅子? - 對不起? - What kind are there? - Excuse me?
- 怎麼了? -爸 - What? - Dad.
走吧 Come on.
放回去! 快放回去! Put it back. Put it back!
真丟臉... 對不起 Shame on you. I'm sorry.
上車 Get in the car.
- 裘比托戴是個組頭 - 你不知道裘比托戴 - Cubitode is a bookie. - You don't know him.
- 他說的是膝蓋 - 他們不會為75元打爛膝蓋的 - He's talking about kneecaps. - They don't break kneecaps for $ 75.
你替你媽買了一輛車 難道我的膝蓋不值75元? You bought your mother a car! Aren't my knees worth $75?!
我們昨天不是做過了嗎? Didn't we do that yesterday?
- 什麼? - 我需要一個清潔婦 - What? - I need a cleaning lady.
你忘了我的生日 You missed my birthday.
他們有去賽馬場的... They have buses out to the track.
我有麻煩了 I've got a problem.
- 狗狗想打招呼 - 我知道現在是凌晨兩點 - The dog wants to say hi. - I know it's 2 am.
媽 AA是戒酒協會 妳要找的是AAA Mom, the AA helps alcoholics. You need AAA.
對不起 打擾你了 I'm sorry I bothered you.
我是讓他沒面子的老爸 I'm the father he's ashamed of.
- 爸在7線 媽在8線 - 我本來正在開會 - Father's on 7, mother's on 8. - I was in a meeting!
不要讓我等 Don't put me on hold.
在他開會之前我就認識他了 I knew him before he had conferences!
- 又是你媽 - 夠了 - Your mother again. - That's it.
- 我不行了 - 爸在4線 - I can't. - Dad on 4.
- 我是你媽 - 我會盡快過去 - I'm your mother. - I'll go as soon as I can!
你1小時前才打過電話 You just called an hour ago!
- 是誰? - 是我 大衛! 快點開們 - Who is it? - David, come on, open up.
- 他們快把我逼瘋了 - 誰? - They're driving me crazy. - Who?
我的父母 我能進來嗎? My folks. Can I come in?
- 現在是半夜 - 拜託 我知道 - It's midnight. - Please. I know.
他們快把我逼瘋了! They're driving me crazy!
- 最好是很重要... - 一切都成真了 - This better be... - Everything is coming true.
- 你喝酒了嗎? - 只喝了一點 沒喝很多 - Have we been drinking? - Just a little, not too much.
都是些 " 去幫我拿乾洗衣物 幫我買日常用品... It's "get my dry cleaning, help with groceries...
我不能開車 送我去這裡 大衛這個... 大衛那個..." ...I can't drive, take me here, David. David, David, David."
這已經影響導我的工作了 唐娜 It's affecting my work, Donna.
我好像是個瑞典打工留學生 I feel like a Swedish au pair boy.
我替我媽買了隻狗 I got Mom a dog.
- 唐娜? 親愛的? - 等一下 - Donna? Sweetheart? - Just a minute.
大衛 我不是一個人了 David, I'm not alone.
坐在這裡不要動! Sit here and stay calm.
別動 Stay.
別動 Stay!
我聽到鼓聲 怎麼回事了? What's happening? I heard drumming.
- 一個老朋友有麻煩了 - 現在? - An old friend is having a problem. - Now?
- 他父母離婚了 - 他幾歲了? - His parents have split up. - Well, how old is he?
他需要找人談談 He needs to talk.
抱歉這樣闖進來 I apologize for barging in like this.
對不起! 別擔心 不會太久 I'm sorry. I won't be long.
- 他喝醉了 - 我只喝了幾杯威士忌 - He's drunk. - I just had a couple scotches.
我認識你! 我們見過 I know you! We met!
你是心理系的... 羅蘭... You're in Psychology. Roland...
- 是羅伯特 - 羅伯特 你沒穿衣服 - Robert! - Robert, you're naked.
我來的時機很差 I came at a real bad time!
- 你知道她喜歡什麼嗎? - 大衛 - You know what she likes? - David!
- 我會殺了你 - 我在跟羅伯特講話 - I'll kill you! - I'm talking with Robert!
我們在高中時喜歡這樣 有時候是這樣 We were like this in high school. Sometimes like this.
我們以前固定約會... 我喜歡她 We used to go steady. I like her.
她的精力充沛 你知道她的中間名叫繆德莉嗎? She's got a lot of energy. Her middle name is Mildred.
- 唐娜繆德莉馬汀 - 大衛! 我會使用這武器 - Donna Mildred Martin! - David, I will use this weapon!
我在談由我父母引起的精神崩潰 I'm talking about the nervous breakdown caused by my parents!
- 還記得我生氣的聲音嗎? - 我是獨子... 他們分手了... - Remember my angry voice? - I'm an only child. Their breakup...
- 滾出去! 滾出去! - 我是說他們不... - Get out! Get out! - I mean, they don't...
等一下! 不要起來 Wait, don't get up!
- 她會讓你恢復情緒 - 這樣不公平! - She'll put you back in the mood. - That is not fair!
妳的朋友有未紓解的衝突 Your friend has unresolved conflicts.
羅伯特 不要說那些心理分析的屁話... 拜託 Don't give me that psychoanalytic bullshit, please.
我一生的努力被妳當成屁話? 很高興妳說出來了... 我要走了 My life's endeavors are bullshit? Glad this came up. I should go.
不! 請不要走! 對不起 No, don't go, please. I'm sorry.
給我一分鐘跟他談談 Just give me a minute with him.
只要一分鐘... 我保證 Just a minute, promise.
我不相信 I don't believe it.
妳來留著這張照片 這些孩子上哪去了? You've still got it. Where are these kids, huh?
大衛巴茲納... 游泳校隊 高三的財政管理... David Basner, the swim team, junior class treasurer...
還有唐娜馬汀... 戲劇社 我們小鎮中的愛蜜莉 ...and Donna Martin, drama club. Emily, Our Town.
西城故事中的瑪麗亞 Maria, West Side Story.
所有高中的黃金時刻 美妙極了 Golden high school moments. Fabulous.
大衛 我想談談今晚的事 I'd like to talk about tonight.
- 你聽到我大叫了嗎? - 我無法想像妳跟別人在一起 - Did you hear me? - I can't think of you with another.
你從來也沒問過 You never ask.
對不起 但我們不能再這樣下去 I'm sorry, but we can't do this anymore.
我要找誰說話? 妳是我的好友 Who am I gonna talk to? You're my pal.
我不要那種關係 I don't want to be that.
我要繼續過生活... 我要真正的關係 I want to move on. I want a relationship.
- 羅伯特? - 跟羅伯特或其他任何人... - Robert? - With Robert, or someone else...
妳換了髮型嗎? You change your hair?
- 一定有什麼不一樣 - 沒有 - Something is different. - No.
這件浴袍是新的嗎? Is the bathrobe new?
- 是就的 你以前看過的 - 不 我沒看過 - It's old. You've seen it before. - No, I haven't.
- 你還穿過 - 我穿的是粉紅色的 - You wore it! - I wore the pink one.
這件就是粉紅色的 This is pink.
你穿著它真好看 You looked great in it.
讓我穿穿看 Well, let me try it on.
- 我想看看合不合身 - 聽我說 - I want to see if it fits. - Listen!
我不能再做你的情緒垃圾桶 I won't be your emotional pit stop anymore.
妳不想在當情緒垃圾桶 An emotional pit stop, you won't be that anymore.
情緒垃圾桶 好棒的形容話 An "emotional pit stop." That's beautiful!
是羅伯特教妳的詞嗎? 情緒垃圾桶? Did Robert tell you this kind of term?
比如... 檢查引擎蓋底下 檢查我的心臟和精神狀態? Like check under the hood, and examine my heart and mental attitude?
我過得還好嗎? 我感到安全嗎? 這一類的事? And how I'm doing? How secure I feel, and all that?
太可愛了 那就是心理學 對吧? It's lovely. That's psychology, isn't it?
" 心理分析屁話 " "Psychoanalytical bullshit"...
我想這是妳形容最貼切的 ...I think you described it.
我會記得那句話 羅伯特也穿這件浴袍嗎? I'll remember that. Does Robert wear the robe?
回家吧 大衛 Go home, David.
我只是不能開車 我還是可以到處逛 I just can't drive. I can get around okay.
- 你是這樣看賽馬表的 - 我喜歡這表格 - You read the racing form like this. - I like the charts.
你的眼睛要沾到油墨了 It's giving you ink stains on your eyeballs.
- 我們走 - 好吧 - So let's go. - All right.
我會上去但我要自己去 I'll go up, but I'm going up alone.
你的車停在拖吊區 在你拿到罰單前趕快開走 Now, you're in a loading zone. Get going.
你說你會去看醫生 可是你並沒有去 You were to see a doctor, and you didn't.
我只是想確定一下 I want to make sure.
大衛! 不要害我丟臉 Don't, David. Don't embarrass me.
他們會以為我是那種無法照顧自己的老人 They'll think I can't take care of myself.
- 但我想知道一生怎麼說 - 沒問題 - I wanna know what the doctor says. - Certainly.
打電話給我 Call me.
- 好 - 打電話給我 - All right. - Call me.
等一下! 我有在計時 Wait a minute! I had this thing timed.
橋升上去了 我哪也去不了... 等一下! The bridge is up, I couldn't go. Whoa, wait!
把罰單給我... 很好 Give me the ticket.
我想你沒把車拖走一定很失望 I bet you're upset you didn't get to tow it.
那樣可以讓你快樂一天 That would have made your day.
我寧願回自己的床上睡 I'd rather sleep in my own bed.
我沒帶換洗衣物 I don't have a change of clothes.
你在擔心明天的事嗎? Are you worried about tomorrow?
我們拍過很多廣告片 明天蒙著眼睛都辦得到 We've shot a lot of commercials. We could do it blindfolded.
是實上... As a matter of fact...
我們何不叫導演蒙著眼睛 ...why don't we actually shoot this commercial...
拍廣告片算了? ...with the director blindfolded?
這是個玩笑 這是個玩笑... 雪諾安 This is a joke. This is a joke, Cheryl Ann.
我開玩笑的 I'm making a joke.
你真可愛 You're cute.
去睡一下 Get some sleep.
喂? Hello?
喬喬 怎麼了? Hi, Jo-Jo. What's going on?
喝了3杯啤酒 10個籃外空心球 Three beers and 10 air balls.
謝謝通知我 Thanks for calling.
- 妳的動作很漂亮 - 謝謝 - You've got very nice moves. - Thank you.
我以前是聖瑪莉學校校隊 I played for St. Mary's.
可誤 Shoot!
我沒投中 I missed.
- 比數多少了? - 妳贏我兩分 - What's the score? - You're up by two.
- 嗨! 大衛 - 嗨! 媽 - Hi, David. - Hi, Mom.
這是我兒子 This is my son.
你告訴我 有時候你會來這裡 說這裡的人都很好 You told me you come here, that the people are nice.
媽 把妳的鞋子穿上 從練球場出來 Put on your shoes, and come out of the cage.
誰會跟媽這樣說話的? Who says that to their mother?
- 謝謝你 威靈頓先生 - 我叫洛伊德 - Thank you, Mr. Wellington. - Lloyd.
- 我今晚去約會了 - 跟洛伊德? - I went on a date tonight. - With Lloyd?
他只是朋友... 我好渴 He's just a friend. I am so thirsty.
- 我請你喝一杯 - 洛伊德的口水流到你鞋子上了 - I'll buy you a drink. - Lloyd drooled on your shoes.
我去約會了... I went out on a date...
跟一個我在瑜珈課認識的小兒科醫生 ...with a pediatrician I met in yoga class...
他叫貝索爾醫生 ...Dr. Bedsole.
我們玩得很高興 We had a wonderful time.
我們看了場電影還吃了壽司 真的玩得很開心 We went to a movie and had some sushi. It was a great time.
聽起來很好 Sounds great.
那你為什麼還哭著找我? So why were you crying and looking for me?
艾德貝索爾... Ed Bedsole...
他親了我... ...kissed me...
而我確嚇壞了 ...and I got scared.
為什麼會嚇壞妳? Why should that scare you?
因為我不知道如何反應 I just didn't know how to respond.
我不知道自己是喜歡還是討厭那種感覺 I didn't know if I liked it or hated it.
已經很久沒有人那麼做了 No one's done that in a long time.
你爸好多年都沒有親我 連碰都不碰 Your father hasn't kissed me for years. Nothing.
30年來什麼都沒有 沒有愛、 沒有激情 一無所有 For 30 years there was nothing. No love, no passion. Nothing.
他從不曾離開 他一直都在 He never left. He was always there.
只會吃飯、 睡覺、 上廁所 To eat. And sleep. And go to the toilet.
他有外遇 大家都知道 He cheated on me. Everyone knew that.
他羞辱我 你知道嗎? He humiliated me. Do you know that?
妳從來沒說過什麼 妳為什麼不告訴我? You never said anything. Why didn't you tell me?
當時你只是個小孩 You were just a little boy.
你老是說些好笑的事 然後就跑到房子外了 You said your funny things, and ran out of the house.
之後 當你搬走了... Then, when you moved away...
你也不常回家 ...you didn't come around much.
聖誕節、 我生日時送花來 Christmas, and flowers on my birthday.
- 桃紅色的玫瑰 - 還有母親節時打電話給我 - Coral-pink roses. - And a Mother's Day call.
還有一次是從夏威夷 Once from Hawaii.
我現在在妳身邊了 Well, I'm here now.
我知道你現在在我身邊 I know you're here now.
我有機會可以談論這件事 但我覺得很難堪 I have a chance to talk about this, but I am embarrassed.
這不是母親該對兒子說的事 A mother shouldn't say this to her son.
我希望自己是個更好的母親 大衛 I wish I'd been a better mother, David.
- 妳做得很好 - 不... - You did fine. - No.
我想做得更好 I wanted to do better.
我做得稱不上很好 I didn't even do fine.
我想為你做更多 I wanted to do more for you.
我得去上一下洗手間 I'm going to the ladies' room.
你瘋了嗎? 現在是清晨4點 Are you crazy? It's four in the morning.
你告訴我... 你到底對她做了什麼? You just tell me. What did you do to her?
- 對誰? - 媽害怕別的男人 - To who? - Mom's afraid of other men.
你到底做了什麼? What the hell did you do?
我給她一個姓... 那就是我做的 I gave her a name. That's what I did.
我給了她一個兒子 I gave her a son.
我供給她36年的食物和衣服 I gave her food and clothes for 36 years.
- 我做得很不錯 - 你曾經說過你愛她嗎? - I did pretty good. - Did you ever say you loved her?
那不關你的屁事 That's none of your goddamn business!
是! 那是我的事 Yeah, it is my business.
你背著我媽有外遇 讓她覺得骯髒 You cheated on my mom. Then you made her feel dirty.
你沒有權力跟我這樣說話 You have no right to talk to me like that.
那是你媽跟我之間的事 跟你一點關係都沒有 That's between your mother and me, not you.
我在這房子長大 我虐待了我20年 I grew up in this house! You kicked my ass for years!
你現在看來表現得還不錯 Now you're doing pretty good.
你有一輛吉普車、 有錢 你有很多馬子 You got a jeep, money, and you're boffing everything.
我也不是全錯 I did something right.
我是大人你就認同我了? 小時候你從沒有認同過我 Now that I'm an adult you approve? You never did when I was a kid!
我完全不知道你在說什麼 當時你只是個多愁善感的孩子 I never knew what you were saying! You were a moody little shit!
每次我想上廁所 你都在為海馬舉行喪禮 Whenever I took a pee, you'd have a seahorse funeral!
你為什麼不給我滾出去? Why don't you get the hell out of here?
告訴我 你對我媽做了什麼? Tell me what you did to my mother.
你想知道 我就告訴你 You want to know, so I'll tell you.
從我們蜜月的第一個晚上開始 From the first night on our honeymoon...
她像塊溼破布一樣攤在那裡 ...she laid there like a wet rag.
她是性冷感 大衛 你媽媽是性冷感 She was frigid, David. Your mother was frigid.
- 她不願意照我的要求去做 - 她什麼都不知道 - She wouldn't do what I asked of her. - She didn't know.
她才從基督教學校畢業 那讓她有排斥感 Just out of Catholic school, it repulsed her!
當你上床... 當你上床時 你會希望好好享受一番 When you go to bed... When you go to bed, you want to have fun.
我是她丈夫... 該死! 我只是要一點歡愉 I was her husband, goddamn it! I wanted some pleasure!
所以我出去尋求慰藉 So I went out and got it someplace else.
沒錯 你當然那麼做 Yeah, of course you did.
你的命根子是你最好的朋友 Your best friend is your dick!
這是向誰學的? And where did I learn that?
太好了! 看來我們4個可以找一天約出去吃午餐 Great! Us four will go out to lunch someday!
你到處捻花惹草 把這裡當成供吃住的宿舍 You ran around and acted like this was a boarding house!
我就是在這宿舍裡長大的 I grew up in a boarding house, Dad!
謝謝你! 我終於知道你對媽和我做了什麼 Thank you. I found out what you did to us.
等一下! 你給我等一下! Wait a minute. Wait a minute!
真的很不幸 It was very tough...
我對你做了那麼多可怕的事 ...all of those dreadful things I did.
但我也是這樣長大的 且我已經盡力去做了 That's how I was brought up. And I did the best I could! 1049
明天我要拍一支有關家庭的廣告 Tomorrow I'm doing a commercial with a family...
所有人都彼此關愛 ...that loves each other.
這是我捏造的 I'm faking it.
我是蜜雪兒威爾森 請叫我蜜希 I'm Michelle Wilson. Call me Mishi.
我們的監視器常常出問題 Often we have problems with our monitors.
看到跳動的黑條紋嗎? See that bouncing black bar?
如果你那麼弄會有所幫助 它就會不見 It helps when you go like that. It disappears.
不是那樣... 一上一下 Not like that. Up and down.
- 準備好了嗎? - 我們不能再那裡看嗎? - Ready? - Can't we watch there?
- 當然可以 - 請安靜 - Sure. - Quiet, please.
我們正在拍 We're rolling.
- 柯隆尼爾航空 4-8 第一次 - 打板 - Colonial Airlines, 4-8, take 1. - Mark.
下雪 伯尼 Snow, Bernie.
開拍 And... action!
我們從到一個寒冷的天氣拉出 We pull back on a cold day.
我們看到奶奶坐在火爐旁 We see Grandma by the hearth...
這時候 電話鈴響了 ...and the phone rings.
卡! 卡! Cut! Cut!
卡? 妳喊卡嗎? Cut?! Did you say cut?
我是導演 只有我才能喊卡 I'm the director! Only I say "action" and "cut."
學著說 " 開拍 " Learn to say "action"...
既然妳已經知道 " 卡 " 了 ...since you know "cut."
妳聽到我的話沒? Do you hear me?
我們怎麼辦? 這個女人喝醉了 What will we do? She's drunk.
我知道 羅傑? I know. Roger?
- 你已經拍過酒醉駕車了 - 沒錯 - You already did a drunk-driving spot. - Yeah.
告訴你一個選角的訣竅 A little casting tip:
下次僱用女演員 找個清醒的 Next time, hire a sober actress.
請別在客戶面前吵架 Not next to the clients.
你用不著用擴音器 You don't need a bullhorn!
她重聽 She's hard of hearing.
又醉又聾? 她怎麼知道自己得到這工作? Drunk and deaf? How'd she know to show up?
這位女演員不是我僱的 先生 I did not hire this actress.
不要這麼暴躁 大衛 Don't be so testy.
她的臉最符合航空公司的要求 This is the face that they want.
- 所以我們要把它完成 - 是的 我們一定會 - So we will make it work. - Yes, yes, we will.
倒些咖啡... 隨便都好 Pour coffee down... Whatever.
- 替我倒杯咖啡 - 是的 先生 - Get me some coffee. - Yes, sir.
我們有無咖啡因的咖啡嗎? Do we have decaf?
雪太厚了... 在練習一下 伯尼 This snow is too thick. Practice, Bernie.
- 我爸約我們吃午餐 - 我沒有時間吃午餐 - My father wants to have lunch. - I don't have time for lunch.
伯尼 我們能不能用片狀的雪花呢? Bernie, can we make actual flakes?
只有個小問題 杯子溼了就會很滑手 Just a little problem. The cup was wet and it slipped.
她是一位甜美的老太太 我們先放過她吧 She's so sweet. We'll give her a break.
我帶各位去看看另一個場景 I want to show you the other stage now.
你在幹嘛? 滾出去 What are you doing? Get out of here.
小孩在哪裡? 他還在學校嗎? Where's the kid? He's still in school?
等他們安排好了 你們可以再來看 You can step out while they set up.
- 這是什麼? - 一隻家貓... 你要更野性的嗎? - What's this? - A housecat. You want it more exotic?
- 我們從哪弄來的家貓? - 羅傑要我去弄隻貓 - Where did we get a cat? - Roger said get a cat.
把貓扔了 羅傑! 把牠趕出去 Lose the cat. Roger! Get it out of here!
- 一隻貓? - 她可以跟貓道別 - A cat? - She could say goodbye to the cat.
- 噢 那倒是個好點子 - 沒錯 - Oh. That's a good idea. - Yeah.
我們可以拍一支廣告... 老奶奶... Let's do one about a grandma...
她在寒冬中將一隻貓拋棄在寒冷的房子裡 ...who abandons a cat in winter...
她老去跟孫子們歡喜團聚 ...so she can romp with her grandkids!
我們可以拍些貓咪 努力抓門出去找食物的鏡頭 We can show the cat trying to claw its way out to get food!
還有什麼動物... Are there more animals...
可以讓老奶奶虐待的呢? ...that Grandma can torture?
或許用火烤松鼠之類的事? Maybe put a squirrel in the fire?
我們還想幹廣告這行嗎? 不行! Do we want to work in advertising? No!
- 你在看什麼? - 把這個用槌子砸了 - What're you looking at? - Go smash this.
- 大家休息一下 - 不要休息... 今天沒什麼進展 - Let's take a break. - We haven't had too many!
- 這些人是... - 放輕鬆 - What are these people... - Just relax!
好了! 是我! 可以了! Come on! It's me! Come on!
你為什麼不回家去呢? Why don't you just go home, huh?
- 到底有什麼問題? - 對不起... 我過了很糟的一夜 - What's the problem? - I'm sorry. I had a bad night.
對不起 I'm sorry.
- 跟個不行的上了床? - 不是那種事 - You laying some bad pipe? - It's nothing like that.
是我老爸 My old man.
我跟我老爸不說話 所以我不了解 I don't talk to mine, so I don't know.
你還記得我們在郵件室工作的時候嗎? Do you remember when we worked in the mailroom?
我們發現自己被開除了 所以就把所有的郵件攪碎掉 We found out that we were fired, so we shredded the mail.
看看我們現在 Look at us now, huh?
這些人真的認為我們了解自己的工作 These people actually think we know our job.
這是個笑話 對吧? It's a laugh. Isn't it?
好了啦! 我們曾經說過只要好玩 我們就會做 Come on, we said we'd do it as long as it was fun.
你為什麼不回家去或是去林肯公園呢? Why don't you go home, go to Lincoln Park?
讓我處理一切 這不過是支廣告片罷了 Let me take care of things. It's just a commercial.
讓我看看你的眼睛 Let me see those eyes.
對... 好吧! Right. All right.
咖啡? Coffee?
- 對不起 - 要小心注意所有細節 - Sorry. - Just keep an eye on things.
- 他會回來嗎? - 我不知道 - Is he coming back? - I don't know.
他叫我注意一切細節 He told me to keep an eye on things.
- 韋恩小姐還要... - 稿子... 我知道 - Ms. Wayne wants the... - The copy. I know.
你不再開玩笑了 You don't make jokes anymore.
妳喜歡那些玩笑? You liked those jokes?
對 Yeah.
我也一樣 So did I.
爸? Hey, Dad?
爸? Dad?
拜託... 爸... Come on, Dad...
好啦... 我道歉 All right. I'm sorry.
我打了一個星期電話 我厭倦你掛我電話了 I called all week. I'm tired of you hanging up.
我買了一些日用品 爸 I bought some groceries, Dad.
媽像殭屍一樣呆坐著 Mom is sitting like a zombie...
試圖從她的約會中恢復過來 ...recovering from her date.
我甚至連你在裡面做什麼都不知道 I don't know what you're doing in there.
今晚讓我帶你出去玩玩吧? Let me take you out, huh?
地方任妳挑 我們去聽你喜歡的音樂 You pick the place. We'll listen to music.
那是爵士樂 對吧? 爵士樂? That's jazz, right? Jazz music?
好啦! Come on!
難道你不覺得好聽嗎? Doesn't that do something to you?
- 難道你不覺得好聽嗎? - 不覺得 - Doesn't that do something to you? - No.
- 可以回家了嗎? 已經清晨4點了 - 什麼清晨4點? - Can we go? It's four in the morning. - What four in the morning?
你的新眼鏡呢? Where are your new glasses?
我的鞋掉在某個地方 I lost my slipper someplace.
爸 你的新眼鏡呢? Dad? Where are your new glasses?
送去修了! 戴起來很不舒服 They're being fixed. They didn't fit right.
今晚就到此結束 ...that's about it for tonight.
等一下 康雷! 在演奏一次 Wait a minute, Conrad. One more time.
麥克斯 饒了我們吧 都打烊了 Max, give us a break.
我還沒喝夠呢 I haven't even drank my minimum.
好吧! 在為你彈一次 All right, one more time.
" 聖者降臨時 " 1、 2、1... "When the Saints." One, two, one.
你沒有進去 You didn't go in.
你沒有進去看醫生 對吧? You didn't go in to see the doctor, did you?
我去替你找鞋 然後我要送你回家 I'll get your goddamn slipper. Then I'm taking you home.
我不要待在這個破爛醫院裡 I'm not staying in this lousy hospital!
我感覺很好! 我要回家 I'm feeling fine! I'm going home!
我不要坐輪椅! 我不要坐輪椅! Let me out of this chair! Let me out of this chair!
讓我起來! Let me out of this thing!
放開你的手! 不然我告你執醫不當 Get your hand off! I'll claim malpractice!
我來處理 I'll handle it.
- 你甚麼都不能處理 - 必須馬上開刀... 明天一早... - You'll handle nothing! - It has to be tomorrow.
明天個屁! 我才不會在這裡 Tomorrow, bullshit! I won't be here!
如果有人碰我的腳 我會打爛他的腦袋 If anybody touches my legs, I'll brain the son of a bitch!
你別無選擇 You've got no choice!
我就知道他會找到不對勁 I knew he'd find something wrong!
不對勁的是你! 換上這個 Something is wrong with you! Put this on.
我不會穿那件衣服 屁股會露出來! I won't! Your ass hangs out!
不要趴著睡覺! So sleep on your back!
不要把東西掛起來 因為我要走了 Don't hang anything up, because I'm getting out of here!
別告訴他的朋友 他不想讓他們知道 Don't tell any of his friends. He doesn't want them to know.
情況有多嚴重? How serious is it?
他可能要截肢 He could lose his legs.
至少兩隻腳都得少掉一部分 Definitely parts of both feet.
但他可以活下來? But he'll live?
醫生跟我說執醫不當的廢話 Doctor gave me the malpractice bullshit.
他說那是個大手術... He said that it's a major operation...
像爸這種年紀和健康狀況的病人... ...that with patients of Dad's age and condition...
可能因為麻醉和休克而產生有併發症 ...complications could set in because of the anesthesia and shock.
那表示他可能會... That means that he could...
表示他可能會死 他可能沒命... He could die. He could cash it in...
他可能會掛... ...kick the bucket.
他可能會離開這世界 He could shuffle loose the mortal coil.
好了 大衛... 夠了 All right, David! That's enough.
我知道他病了 I knew he was sick.
他也知道自己病了 Oh, well, he knew he was sick too.
但你不會因為糖尿病而死 But you don't die from diabetes.
如果放著不管就會! 媽 You do if you let it go this long, Mom.
那是這個國家第3大死亡原因 It's the number three cause of death in this country.
我從醫院的傳單中看到的 I read this in a pamphlet at the hospital.
會搞成今天這樣並不是我的錯 It's not my fault that it went this far.
他知道自己病了卻不去看醫生 He knew. He didn't see a doctor.
他是個大人了... 我不能逼他去 He is a grown man. I couldn't make him go.
他在早餐前一定要抽雪茄 He smokes cigars before breakfast!
那也不是我的錯 It's not my fault.
我知道 媽 I know, Mom.
- 我替你做法式吐司 - 不用... 我上班要遲到了 - Let me make you French toast. - No, I'm late for work.
從你門家到我們家 Your home to our home
到他們家 To their home
柯隆尼爾航空 Colonial Airlines
是你在空中的... Your home in the...
...家 ...sky
有任何問題嗎? Are there any questions?
我們新買了3架巨無霸客機 We've just bought three jumbo aircrafts.
你並沒有提到這一點 You didn't mention them.
我們為添購新機感到興奮 We're excited about the acquisition.
但跟其他機隊來比那只是一小部分 But it's a tiny part of the fleet compared to others.
我們表現你們的短程航班 We showed that you have more short flights...
比其他公司多 下一個問題? ...than any other carrier. Next question?
我們擁有優良飛安紀錄 但你一點也沒有提到 We have a perfect safety record. You didn't say that.
那可能會造成反效果 It could backfire.
大家會認為那不過是運氣 總有一天會用完的 People think it's luck and wonder when it will run out.
這可用在其他方面 不適用在大眾市場... 不確定性太高了 We'll use it, but not in mass market. It's too iffy.
假設我們堅持呢? Suppose we insisted.
- 我會拒絕 - 如果你不能拒絕呢? - I'd say no. - Lf you couldn't?
我會退出... 那不是好策略 我不願意負這種責任 I'd walk away. It's a bad move. I won't be responsible.
很好... 誰在乎飛安紀錄? Good enough. Who cares about safety records?
這個人要做的是行銷 This man has a campaign to do.
我相信這支廣告一定能夠打敗其他公司 This campaign will knock them on their duff!
你有1小時的時間到機場跟我碰面 You've got an hour to meet me at the airport.
我們今天下午在紐約要舉行最後的提案說明 We have the presentation in New York.
對... 就是今天 Oh, yeah, that would be today.
抱歉 我不能去 I'm sorry, I can't make it. Mustard.
什麼? What?
我不去... 我父親生病了 I'm not going. My father is ill.
那就送他去醫院 Well, put him in a hospital.
辦好了! 但他馬上要開刀 我想陪著他 I did. But he needs surgery, and I want to be there.
為什麼? Why?
我說我們要開會 I said we have a meeting.
我聽見你說了兩遍 我也告訴你 我不去 I heard you, twice. I told you I'm not going.
- 查理卡加斯在哪裡? - 他在洛杉磯 - Where's Charlie Gargas? - In Los Angeles.
打電話給他 Call him.
- 他今天下午就會回... - 現在! - He'll be back this... - Now!
伍利吉先生 泰德蓋勒可以去 Mr. Woolridge, Ted Geller can go.
- 我僱用的是你 - 他對這支廣告也很熟 - I hired you. - He's familiar with it.
妳能跟他談談嗎? Can you talk to him?
巴茲納 你必須為我們董事做提案說明 Basner, you have to make the presentation to our board.
你有好醫生 你用不陪的你的父親著 You have good doctors, you don't have to stay.
沒錯 但我就是要陪 No, I don't, but I'm going to.
你不去紐約? You're not going to New York?
我不去紐約 I'm not going to New York.
聽著! 我是很認真的 我已經受夠了 Look, I'm serious. I've had enough of this.
如果你想要這個客戶... If you want this...
你就給我站起來... 打包行李 ...you'll get up off your ass, get packed...
我要開始計數 I'm counting now.
1! One!
2! Two!
-3! - 天阿 - Three! - Jesus Christ!
4! Four!
- 他真的在計數 - 5! 6! - He really is counting. - Five! Six!
這是20世紀 我可不是... This is the 20th century. Sir, I'm not...
你農場裡的鄉巴佬 ...a shit-kicker from your farm.
10! Ten!
我的工作完畢! 帶我的幕僚去 Look, I'm done! Take my stuff!
你想怎樣都好 Do what you want...
但我不會去的 ...but I'm not going!
還有你再也不要碰我 And don't you ever fucking touch me again!
開除他! Fire him.
好一場難看的表演 Quite a show.
安可時你想做什麼? 放火燒房子嗎? What do you do for an encore? Burn down a building?
妳剛剛是在開玩笑嗎? Did you just make a joke?
妳在開玩笑對吧? 妳開了一個玩笑 You did, didn't you? You made a joke.
雖然不是很好笑 但是妳開了一個玩笑 Not a great joke, but you made a joke.
雪若安 Cheryl Ann!
妳將火爆場面淡化了 真是太幽默了 You made light of a heavy situation! Sense of humor!
妳做到了 妳真有幽默感 You do, you have one.
我很辛苦的跟你合作 I worked damn hard on this with you.
我以為我是跟專業人士合作 I thought that you were a professional.
我對工作的奉獻跟妳一樣 I'm as committed as you.
我要去紐約而你卻留下來 I'm going to New York. You're staying.
- 我們有不同的優先選擇 - 我們顯然是這樣 - We have different priorities. - We do.
我跟妳一樣很驚訝 我以為我們是同類人 I'm surprised too. I thought we were the same.
那是多麼另人失望 我們曾是最佳團隊 That's what's sad. We were a good team.
我每天早上都期待看到你 I looked forward to seeing you every morning.
想像你穿什麼... 說什麼... Wondering what you'd wear, what you'd say...
你又要怎麼逗弄我... ...and how you were gonna tease me...
還有我們如何找時間做愛 ...and when we'd find time to make love.
你讓所有累人的時光變得有趣 You made all of these exhausting hours fun.
我會想念這些的 這是很難才得遇到的 That I'm gonna miss. It's hard to find.
我會想念你的 大衛 I'll miss you, David.
非常想念 Very much.
你被開除了 You're fired.
妳知道我也喜歡跟妳在一起 You know, I liked being with you too.
總有一天 妳會成為大企業的總裁 You're gonna make a lucky corporation one hell of a CEO.
韋恩小姐 妳的禮車在樓下等 Ms. Wayne, your limo's waiting.
我衷心希望你父親平安 I do hope your father's okay.
我的稿子呢? Where are my copies?
在我桌上... 我到那裡跟妳碰面 On my desk, I'll meet you there.
請你出去好嗎? 我正在創做 Hey, will you get out? I'm creating.
這樣才有最佳表現 出去! This is where I do my best work. Get out!
噢! 是老板 Oh, it's only the boss.
我剛才在睡覺 I was sleeping.
抱歉我在洛杉磯 我錯過了火爆場面 I'm sorry I was gone. I missed the fireworks.
你知道洛杉磯每個人都有奇怪的髮色嗎? You know everyone in L.A. Has odd-colored hair?
我還看到有人用畫的 I saw someone that drew it in.
我還在這買假髮 我永遠搞不懂洛杉磯 Here I am buying hair. I'll never understand L.A.
我們失去客戶了嗎? Did we lose the account?
沒有 我安撫了伍利吉 No, I calmed Woolridge down.
我告訴他 我會把你從飛機上扔出去... I told him that I'd throw you out of a plane...
你知道... 就是平時的懲罰 ...you know, the usual punishment.
我可不是憑空被升為合夥人 I'm not a partner by accident.
我會向你道歉 查理 但我不會跟其他人道歉 I'll apologize to you. But not to anyone else.
要處理這一切是很辛苦的 It's been hard to deal with all of this.
大家都是如此 Join the club.
到了後期... At the end...
我將我爸安置在療養院 那是伊利諾州最好的一間 ...my dad was in a home. It was the best in Illinois.
我太忙了 沒有太多機會去看他 I was too busy to visit him much.
但我認為他被照顧得很好 But I figured he was well cared-for.
他是有點衰老但並不嚴重 He was a little senile. Not much.
終於 我有時間去看他了... When I got around to seeing him...
但到他死之前都沒有認出我來 ...he didn't recognize me until he died.
他不記得我是誰了 He didn't remember who I was.
我以為你會是個完美的兒子 查理 I thought you'd be the perfect son, Charlie.
他們告訴我只有一個這樣的人 No, they tell me there was only one of those guys.
你照顧你必須照顧的人 You take care of what you've got...
伍利吉的事我來處理 ...l'll take care of Woolridge.
謝謝 Thanks.
我從家裡替你帶了點東西 I brought you some stuff from home.
好了 都弄好了 Okay, all finished.
謝謝你 哈維... 等一下 Thank you, Harvey. Wait a minute.
送你一隻筆 Here. Have a pen.
謝謝你 先生 Thank you, sir. Thank you.
- 不客氣 - 再見 - You're welcome. - Bye-bye.
你會沒事的 You'll be fine.
只要你不是我的醫生 Just as long as you aren't my doctor.
少來... 我也可能會是個好醫生 Come on, I could have been a great doctor.
你做什麼都會很好 You could have been a great anything.
我今天工作很忙 Today was crazy at work.
但來是來了 我得先回家換個衣服 But I'll be here. I'm gonna go...
清洗一下... ...get cleaned up...
明天我一定會來這 等你開刀出來後我會照顧你 ...and I'll be here tomorrow. I'll be here when you get back.
換句話說 你會在這裡 In other words, you'll be here.
你先走吧... 讓我可以睡一下 Why don't you go now, so I can sleep.
否則我明天脾氣會很暴躁 Or I'll be grumpy tomorrow...
就會無法享受開刀的過程 ...and I won't enjoy the operation.
那麼... 明天見 Well, see you tomorrow.
我已經沒有多餘的血了 所以你可以離開了 I don't have any blood left, so you can get out.
我剛好在這附近 I was in the neighborhood.
最近怎樣? 妳好嗎? What's new? How are you doing?
很好... 我過得很好 Fine. I'm doing fine.
我想信妳的話 I take your word for it.
能請妳些什麼嗎? Can I offer you something?
餅乾? 喝杯水? 還是些嗎啡? Cookie? Glass of water? Some morphine?
謝謝... 我吃餅乾 Thank you. I'll take a cookie.
那些是大衛買的 David brought them.
那些可口的糖尿病患吃的餅乾 They're that delicious diabetic kind.
他們這裡只讓我吃個這個 It's all they'll let me eat around here.
搞不好我明天就會死掉 他們還要我節食 I could be dead tomorrow. They're putting me on a diet.
我還是能逗你笑 對吧? I can still make you laugh, can't I?
只要你願意就能逗我笑 從開始就是這樣 When you wanted to, you could make me laugh. Right from the beginning.
當時我很有魅力 對吧? I was one charming guy, wasn't I?
- 對每個人都是... 除了我媽 - 媽的 - To everybody except my mother. - Shit.
我們算什麼? 麥克斯 What were we, Max?
兩個以為只要約會幾次 就得結婚的小孩 Two kids who thought if you went on a couple of dates, you got married.
什麼約會幾次? 我們一起出去了8、 9次 What couple of dates? We went out eight or nine times!
我們當時有許多歡笑 We had plenty of laughs.
我還嘗試著要教你開那部哈德遜老車 I tried to teach you how to drive that old Hudson.
真希望有更多這樣的事情 I wish there were more things like that.
更多這樣的時刻 More moments.
我們祝在一起很久 麥克斯 但我們連朋友都算不上 We lived together a long time, Max, but we were never friends.
籮琳 妳不知道如何作樂 Lorraine, you didn't know how to have fun.
- 你為什麼不教我? - 我試過 我試過了 - Why didn't you teach me? - I tried.
- 我試了千百次 - 不對... 你只試了幾次 - I tried a million goddamn times! - No, just a few times!
-然後你就放棄我了 - 妳也一樣 - Then you just gave up on me. - You did the same thing!
當時為何我們不溝通? 麥克斯 Why didn't we talk, Max?
為什麼不將自己的感覺告訴對方? Why didn't we tell each other how we felt?
你知道我們算什麼嗎? 麥克斯 Do you know what we were, Max?
我們只是室友 We were roommates.
你這樣對待自己真是該死 Goddamn you for doing what you did to yourself!
還有你對我們所做的事 What you did to us.
天! 我們到底怎麼了? 麥克斯 Oh, God, what happened to us, Max?
我很在乎 I cared.
我知道我很在乎 I know I cared.
狗屁 Bullshit.
我來了 爸 I'm here, Dad.
你來了 You're here.
這是宏都拉斯雪茄 爸 It's a Honduran, Dad.
以備他們讓你休息一下 抽根菸 In case they give you time for a smoke break.
不好意思 我們得送他進開到房了 Excuse me. We have to take him to surgery now.
你看來非常高雅 查理 拍片進行得很順利 You look so distinguished, Charlie. It's coming along great.
我們能再補一點妝嗎? 他的頭頂有點反光 Could we have some makeup? We have a bit of a shine.
謝謝 Thanks.
- 大家都離開... 他要接電話 - 我馬上就回來 - Everyone must leave. He has a call. - I'll be back.
- 各位! 休息5分鐘 - 謝謝 - Everybody, let's take five minutes. - Thank you.
大衛 他的情況如何? David, how is he?
他失去了腳趾頭 還有部分腳掌 He lost his toes and part of one foot...
但他還是可以撐拐杖走路 ...but he can walk again with a cane.
感謝上帝! 情況沒有更糟 你何時能回來上班? Thank God it wasn't worse. When are you coming back to work?
你錯過我光著頭頂拍照的過程 You're missing my photos with a naked head.
我不知道 I don't know.
我真的不知道 查理 I don't know, Charlie.
在我回來之前 你何不將我的客戶交給泰德蓋勒? Why don't you give my accounts to Ted Geller till I come back.
照顧你父親會把你逼瘋的 Babysitting him will drive you crazy.
或許吧! Well, maybe.
但我想要了解他 But I want to get to know him.
說不定... 或許他也可以了解我一點 You never know, he may get to know me a little too.
祝你好運 Good luck.
謝了 查理 Thanks, Charlie.
把我的窗戶留著 Don't give up my window.
再見 Bye-bye.
- 他們很快就會將他抱上床 - 謝謝 - They'll put him to bed soon, sir. - Thank you.
我把冰箱裝滿了 他回來就有東西可以吃 I filled the refrigerator, so there will be food when he comes home.
我還要把鑰匙給你 And I have some keys for you.
你會需要備份鑰匙 You'll be needing a second set.
我不會回來了 I won't be coming back.
你父親或許好不了 大衛 Your father might not get any better, David.
他會需要很多的照顧 He's going to need a lot of care.
我辦不到... I can't...
我是說... 他跟我... I mean, he and I, it's just...
我們根本不可能 ...impossible.
就是行不通 It just doesn't work.
我知道 媽 I know, Mom.
你會因此而恨我嗎? Do you hate me for that?
不會 No.
我不會恨妳... 妳是我媽 I do not hate you. You're my mom.
打電話給我 Call me.
- 去幫我開車 - 好 - Go get the car. - Yeah.
- 藍色旅行車 對吧? - 謝謝 - The blue station wagon, right? - Thanks.
找到妳了 I found you.
- 我今天要去醫院接麥克斯回家 - 你媽告訴我了 - I'm taking Max home today. - Your mother told me.
- 謝謝妳經常去看他 - 那沒什麼 - Thank you for coming around so much. - That's okay.
不客氣 You're welcome.
妳的劇場要用? For your theater?
- 學校捐出來的 - 3張椅子都是? - The school donated them. - All three?
這總是個開始 Well, it's a start.
孩子們去替我開車 我把車停在底律特 The kids went to get my car. I parked in Detroit.
你是我約會對象中我父母唯一喜歡的女孩 You're the only girl I dated that my parents liked.
我是你約會對象中你父母唯一見過的女孩 I'm the only girl you dated that your parents ever met.
這樣很舒服 This is comfortable.
這樣真的很舒服 This is very comfortable.
我也這麼認為 I think so too.
- 你兒子買給你的衣服真好看 - 他時常買東西給我 - Your son bought you a nice outfit. - He's always buying me something.
- 祝你好運! 謝謝你的筆 - 不客氣 吉娜 - Good luck. Thanks for the pen. - You're welcome, Gina.
我們要出院了... 帳單也付了 你們有抽佣金嗎? We're signed out. Paid the bill. Do you people work on commission?
- 醫護工會在電梯那裡 - 謝謝 - The orderly will be at the elevator. - Thank you.
你還好嗎? You all right?
那個吉娜真的幫我洗澡 That Gina gives a good sponge.
我們走吧 Let's get out of here.
我絕對想不到 竟會是你陪我度過這一切的 You're the last person I thought would ever come through for me.